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"Get some sleep, Harry."
...
"Harry, you should get some sleep."
Harry stays put. "No."
New person enters
“Is RBC abandoned?”
“Please look at pinned post”
murkybluematter
has had many life changing
events, like baby
and long distance move.
She plans to one day finish,
but when is unknown.
She has a website
and other writing, namely
Mafia Nanny.
…“actively working
on the next chapter once more”
she said on Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!
For now, please enjoy-
discussion, fanwork events,
recursive fanfic,
ludolinguistics,
other hobbies, readalong,
school-career, and more!
Addy peeps out of
shell. Nothing suspicious here.
‘I’m just a baby.’
sitting here hoping
traitorously that there’s no
update before masq
so the previous
haikus are relevant at
the time of posting
Mischievous? Flattered?
In many situations
Archie goes hehe
dreaming of updates
is very common this is
why we don’t get sleep
Masquerade is now
When shenanigans ensue
Percy thinks you're sus
Hiding is the game
Percy always thinks you’re sus
Everyone is sus
Trust is very low
People tell so many lies
100%
Will they be believed?
Or will they sprout lies in vain?
Only Rime will tell
Lumos tipped wand
New information sheds light
Illuminating
Can I once again
Interest you in writing
Fic of Magnus Bell?
He’s an evil dude
Torture galor, cool to read
Durmstrang Divergence
Recursive fic of
Recursive fic, oh me oh
My recursive fic
Detersive Divulge
first popular DD fic
OGs read context
June, we’re here, we’re queer
So are our fav characters
Let’s go! Queer Prompt Fest!
Dual RBC:
The Rigel Black Chronicles
The Rigel Black Child
Tortall nor HP
knowledge needed- pulls from both,
plot alternates books
For all that Leo
is like George, Draco like Jon,
and Archie like Thom
They are not the same characters.
Harry is Alanna but
also Kel to Snape.
Harry James Potter
is different from Rigel though
as oblivious
Parallels reflect
in fun house mirrors. Plots converged,
but fun to compare.
You know of The Look
for melancholic longing
insert Harry plead
Raven Harry like:
Misogynistic, pro-trans
ally? Got Dom in beak
Confused but got the
Right spirit. Not sure what to
Do with him here though.
Is he a good guy?
Nah-ah, absolutely not.
but a smidge helpful
Chaotic but got
The Right Spirit. Not sure what
To do with him though.
but got him in beak
will not let him go, no way
Shiny Possession
Dom is like Elmo-
red and relishes the flames.
triumphant chaos
Rigel surrounded
by fire, saying, “This is fine.”
oh, sweet summer child
Congratulations!
and encouragement! via green
and silver pompoms!
When good things happen
The Cthuwu does a dance
Yay! Slytherin cheer!
the hug etiquette,
unless asked for, inquire
with yellow arms out
bullseye next to name
snipe them out of the server
they have work to do
death of the author
Throw out the “OG Canon”
TERFs not welcome here
I would not touch this
Fandom tag with a 10ft
Pole, if not for this
great community.
I’ve dunked my quill into this
Complicated lore
everything that kills,
-even cowgirls get the blues-
makes me feel alive
little hat and gun,
pensive cowboy treeslider,
yeehaw blues, salute
if you’re a teacher,
you’ll find many of your peers
here. commiserate
To bequeath comfort
if you are going through it,
receive Pansy pat
consumerism
produces book sprayed edges
vexing to display
Avid authors of
alliteration alight
alongside adverbs
No introduction.
You are lost in the forest.
You will be purged.
general is not the
place for casual convo
microblogging is
Attention please. Goose:
honk honk Honk Honk Honk HONK HONK
shame or adore
most threads are under
Activities & Hobbies
but do not miss in
lighthearted-discourse-
send your cats, cows, and others
in petpalooza
You have leveled up.
Tatsumaki has spoken.
Message endorsed.
Favorite Harry ships
are: Draco, Aldon, Caelum,
and/or Leo but
I think Harry likes
her boots and potions the best.
asexual queen
One makes a good point.
Nothing to add, nicely said.
Yes, I agree, this^
John/Bellum is
a popular ship. Canon
meetings? None? Shush, you.
Okay, they’ve met once
Now but it was prevalent
way Way before that
open eye cry laugh
has many names: violent laugh,
ecks_deeeeeeee, unhinged laugh
In addition to
HP, Tamora Pierce, and
RBC fanfic
We have so much My
Hero Academia
fic to recommend
followed close behind
by Percy Jackson and the
Olympians fic
and DC Comics
then Marvel Universe and
Avatar [you know]
naming trends: masq themed,
pronunciation guides, nick-
names, and emojis
Tell your IRLs
We are all Vas’s boyfriend
or say your cousin
bunnies: cute little
ideas, may grow into
larger fic, but not
usually. fun
to throw out there, share, and build
off of though. bite sized
bad pun acknowledged
Sorting Hat sits grumpily
in stoic judgement
Flustered and pouting,
red faced indignation-
blushing like Caelum
Is <3 one or three
syllables? Do emojis
make sounds? I think so.
S2 is one, two, or
four syllables if you count
the ‘brazilian heart’
The average word has
1.5 syllables so
-technically true-
*Emoticons have
One Thousand Five Hundred and
some ish syllables
I hope I have made
do with seventeen for the
discord emojis
Which are distinct from
but similar enough to
emoticons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gen Alpha Slang Prof
posted for the third time in
linguistics. okay
Starry eyes wide in
Admiration. That is
a Pikauwu
Much louder in shock
None less wide-eyed and close up:
a Harry kyaaa
Amongst us there are
Brilliant podficers. Have
you heard the collab?
Love when a project
comes together, excellent,
it is Worth a Laugh.
...I swear this isn’t
passive aggressive, you know,
I thought it’d be done
now you’re wondering
Who am I? Who wrote this work?
Let’s look at suspects
Numbers necroposts
Like crunchy peanut butter
vs smooth in voice chat
ccstat’s children
have strong opinions about
secrets and heroes
Magic is baby
In NSFW channel?
no, that’s illegal
marigold has spread
sheets of good information,
maps and differences
Rhokitten recs fics
Has done little else in years
Excellent recs though
Rime, organizer
and mod, name is misleading,
doesn’t usually rhyme
bright puzzler solver
enclosed horse and tiled words
Saturn, Rime’s beta
fuzzel- up to sprint
killer taste in media
former law student
Nevermore is known
for self-impersonation
and much “new nonsense”
seaurchin, baker
of delectable pastries and
delicious hedgehogs
Non-native y’aller
Mimi Nesionage
also Mimi Ness
Perfection June Bug
thee Iriscombobulate
has cute kitty cat
Divine Protector
cinnamon roll eater, that’s
cannibalism
Magnus and Bagnus
and Bellum and Mellum the
DD chaos crew
beelzebubble
also a part of^. garage
band backtrack artist
Magnus, an artist,
¡1930s pain chapters!
Cruor is their boy
Bagnus, an artist,
always publishes anon,
thee Johnllum shipper
Bellum- the author-
live blogging Seventh Horcrux
has great comedy
Mellum- a reader
most attentive- gifted name
by Bagnus -Lyra-
Risaliko and
Shay, regulars in bot general,
view pet and dailies
AsterPetrichor
has 1 OG masq idea
they keep postponing
Magistra Sapphire
They [are/have] a system with ducks
“haunted and holy”
evil book sibling
merc chooses violence and will
psychoanalyze
Evil Book Sibling
Em is very cerebral-
mushy food only
V, Venomous Void
Vibes Veraciously Valid
Visually Viscous
grave, mod, loves bagels
cream cheese and strawberry jam
the chief welcomer
elf- no not that type
of elf- unless you’re thinking
about Animorphs
quihi, pundit, knows
Fanfiction is a genre.
anthropologic
fic rec quizmaster
Distracted Daydreamer
fanlore fanatic
digimaniac
maniac for digimon
a librarian
canvas, tired crip,
dedicated art teacher
held in snipe limbo
haga, mod, Royal
Road Light Novel ad mocker
Leaf this cat alone
lir, violinist,
graphic design connoisseur,
aerial circus
Atlas, an artist.
They were told there would be food.
A vibe grasshopper.
hi, long time no see
swords | PoisonousCephalopod
Caerry-obsessed
fae is a crafter
the (Lady Necro)meep(er)
cute, cozy flower
jules clocks on posting
activity. Is Indirith.
frog amphiiibian
Chalilodimun
lover of queerplatonic
relationships. french
Liver knows iron
deficiency markers, has
transferrin fun facts
Erisnyx finds facts
She gets distracted by lace
Periwink-Picots
Anubis is new
Not much data to work with
Though enjoys dark plots
XinTheGremlin, fae
could not have written this fic-
doesn’t have Cruor
double bluff or not?
Hello? It is obvious.
I wrote this fic. Me.
Random Number Gen
Why would you procrastinate?
Hit me if you can
if you don’t like what
I said about you above
I can remove it
let me know if so
preferably in haiku
but not required
since this is not a
masq fic, feel free to ask for
changes/removal
in the comments or
the discord, no need to hide
you didn't write this
That's why they're called that
Works In Progress, left not done
Rest In Peace, RIP WIPs