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Zelda Helps Her Champion Grow

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After defeating Ganondorf, Zelda and Link have finally become full on lovers. The princess decides to spice up their love life with a special cock ring that makes Link's dick grow instead of orgasming. How big will he get, and what happens when Zelda starts experiencing some unexpected side effects?

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It had been several months since Link defeated Ganondorf and Zelda was restored from being the Light Dragon. With a new understanding that their time together could suddenly be cut short, the two confessed and accepted their love for one another. Living together in Hateno Village (the castle still wasn’t fit for occupation, yet), so long had they been harboring feelings for one another that they were making love daily, as if to make up for lost time. Whenever one was in the mood, the other was more than happy to reciprocate, even if it was outside behind a tree.

One night, the two were ready to get down to business. Link sat on the edge of the bed, with Zelda standing before him. The princess knelt down to unfasten her champion’s pants, pulling out his eight inch long cock, which was already very erect and eager. “It’s only natural for such a great swordsman to be equipped with such a great sword,” said Zelda with hunger, as she grabbed ahold of the stiff member. Link rolled his eyes and smiled. Zelda liked to make that joke every time, and he learned to just accept it at this point.

However, in a change from the usual, rather than stroking his dick or getting her mouth on it, Zelda pulled from her pocket a strange ring. It was obviously made from Shiekah tech, and it had a band of glowing blue energy circling around the middle. “What’s that?” asked Link as he raised an eyebrow.

“I thought we could spice things up a little!” replied Zelda, with more than a hint of mischief in her voice. She placed the ring over the tip of Link’s cock, pulling it down to the base, near Link’s testicles. “There we go! Now we can get started~.”

Link could feel it lightly pulse around his dick. It was a very snug fit, almost tight, but thankfully not uncomfortable. “What’s it supposed to do?”

“Just watch,” purred Zelda as she finally began slowly stroking his turgid rod with her right hand, her delicate fingers grasping it firmly. She liked to start slow and sensually, gradually picking up speed. Link moaned in appreciation as his nerves lit up with pleasure. The princess had been very awkward at it at first, but she quickly developed her skills. It helped that she decided to take a few specialty courses at Gerudo Town.

Link’s cock throbbed faster and harder as he neared orgasm. The princess’s face watched it with rapt attention, anticipating something that she was clearly eager to see. Link grimaced as his body reached the point of climax, his breath hot and heavy from Zelda’s attention, yet it didn’t happen. His cock throbbed like it was releasing his seed, but there was no orgasm, nor was there any semen. Instead, the blue energy of the ring shifted to a fiery orange, and he went wide-eyed as his penis began growing longer and thicker right before his eyes.

“Yes! It works!” cheered Zelda, the biggest, horniest smile on her face. She gasped in awe as she felt it swell in her grasp.

Each time a spurt of cum would normally be released, Link’s dick grew larger, the first giving him an inch of length and about a quarter-inch in width, with each subsequent contraction giving a slightly larger increase than the last. It was weird, feeling the action of cumming without any of the pleasure with it. He felt his nuts swell out as well, feeling fuller than before. Once he was done, his cock was a full foot and one inch in length. Despite the pseudo-orgasm, it remained just as erect, if not more so, standing stiff and tall with no sign of shrinking down.

“P-princess…” said Link, panting. “What did you do to me?”

“Think of it like a bank,” Zelda said, not taking her eyes off Link’s sausage. “Every time you would climax, you just save it up instead! All that energy you would spend just goes right back in, making you grow to contain it. And once the ring breaks, you’ll let it all out at once! I wonder if you’ll even stay conscious through that...”

“When it breaks? Can’t I just take it off?” said Link with a bit of worry.

Zelda looked up at his eyes with a seductive smile. “You’re free to try, if you’d like.”

He did just that, but it wouldn’t budge. The swelling of his cock made it too tight to pull off. He looked back at her with concern. “How big is it gonna get?”

Zelda gently pushed him backwards onto the bed, her casual confidence unwavering. “Oh, I don’t know. Think of this like research. Very enjoyable research.” She pulled off her pants and straddled Link, his large penis resting against her crotch and reaching her midsection.

Link relaxed, knowing Zelda wouldn’t ever put him in danger. He placed his hands around her bare, shapely thighs. “Where’d you even get this, anyway?”

“It’s a project I’ve been working on with Purah,” said Zelda with a smile.

“I should have guessed. That woman's over a hundred years old but acts like she’s twenty.”

Zelda teasingly poked Link’s toned chest. “Technically, so are we~. But enough of all that, I’m ready to have some fun!” Zelda closed her thighs around Link’s dick, firmly sandwiching it. She raised herself up and down, her supple legs massaging Link’s cock. “It’s not often I give you a thigh job. I hope you’re enjoying it.”

Link softly moaned. “Unf, of course I am. You’ve got great thighs.” Link felt himself building up to climax already. Yet he wasn’t sure how to feel about it when all the build up wouldn’t lead to the payoff. Not for a long while, at the very least. 

“Feels like someone’s about to blow. Or would, if they could~.” Zelda was clearly enjoying herself. Without any release from the handjob, it didn’t take long for Link to reach the erupting point. The ring lit up. He loudly moaned, but, yet again, there was no orgasm, no cum, no release. Just his cock and balls growing with each might throb. It gained an inch and a half, then added another inch and a quarter, then two more inches on top of that. Meanwhile, his testicles swelled like balloons, filling with the seed the ring refused to let him spill. By the end of it, Link’s penis was a very impressive two feet long and three inches wide, with nuts comparable to oranges.

The swordsman groaned. His cock was burning up. It was still rock hard and erect. It refused to relax even a single bit. All the built up sexual energy left him in a constantly horny and needy state. He wanted to cum so badly.

Zelda was enraptured by Link’s cock. She stared at it in awe, feeling its girth with her fingers. “It just keeps getting bigger…” Her mischievous smile returned. “Time for a taste!” She lifted up her crotch, pulled aside her panties, and slowly lowered her eager, glistening pussy around the tip of Link’s member.

Link resisted a little. “D-don’t hurt yourself, princess! It was already a tight fit before, there’s no way this is gonna work!”

“Oh, stop being a worrywart. I used another device to make my body extra stretchy, also thanks to Purah’s help!” She gave Link a wink. “Oh, I’m really going to enjoy this.” She slowly lowered herself down, her pussy swallowing Link’s shaft with ease. True to her word, her body stretched to accommodate him, forming a slight bulge in her lower region. She gasped and moaned as she slid down all the way to the base, her crotch meeting his.

“Mmmmmphhh! Ah! That’s really good! How about you, Link?”

Link only grunted in response. Feeling two whole feet of her wrapped tightly around him was almost too much. And it only intensified once Zelda started moving.

The princess began bouncing up and down on her champion’s cock. “Oh my goodness!!! This feels amazing!” Zelda was in heaven. She already loved Link’s dick before, but now it was even better. It was so big that even raising a foot up did little to diminish its presence in her. It felt like her entire being was filled by his warm, throbbing, hard dick.

“Ngggh… Zelda, please! I’m about to blow! It’s gonna get too big for you!” Link was torn between the intense pleasure and his need to protect his princess.

“Ah! Oh! Nonsense! I already told you, I’m going to be fine! Now please, do it! I need to feel it growing inside me!”

That encouragement was all Link needed to hear. His body automatically surrendered itself to another climax. His penis pushed further into Zelda as it enlarged in response.

“YEEEESSSS. OH, HYLIA, DIN, NAYRU, FARORE, IT’S SO GOOD!!!” Zelda’s eyes rolled back as she came harder than she ever had before. The bulge above Zelda’s pussy was visible getting larger, growing beyond reasonable Hylian limits. But there was no pain for her, only pleasure. Intense, unbelievable pleasure. Link watched in awe as the impression of his length poked up behind where her belly button was.

Zelda orgasmed several times before Link’s latest growth session stopped, drenching his crotch with her feminine fluids. As she sat on top of him, catching her breath, she looked at him with a deep, loving, satisfied smile. “You’re, hah…, a really good test subject.” She leaned in for a kiss, which he reciprocated.

“Thanks…” he said, once their lips parted. “Now how do you plan on getting off of me?”

Zelda blushed, looking surprised and embarrassed. “I, uh, didn’t think that far, I guess.” She looked down at the unbelievable bulge sticking out of her belly. “Surely we can just change position.”

They decided that Link would get off the bed and stand by it, leaving Zelda laying on her back so that he could pull himself out. He pushed her forward, his hefty sausage slowly sliding out. It had so much girth that it could barely squeeze between Zelda’s legs. Just pulling out was intense for the princess, and she came a few times more during the process.

Link nearly fell backwards in shock when he saw the full majesty of his baby maker. It extended a full three and a quarter feet long. It was amazing that it all fit inside the princess. That stretchy tech was some good stuff. His balls were comparable to grapefruits, hanging heavy and full below his groin. His cock remained hard and at the ready, stuck in permanent erection until he finally experienced release.

Zelda, kneeling on the bed, couldn’t take her eyes off it. “It’s even better in reality than how I imagined…” Link swore he could see some drool leaving the corner of her mouth.

Every fiber of Link’s being cried for relief, to finally cum and let loose all his pent up energy. “How long, Zelda? How long is it gonna take to break this?” He was almost whimpering.

“I couldn’t tell you, honestly,” shrugged Zelda. “The ring is already doing far better than we predicted. I was sure there would be some cracking or warping by now.” Link examined it himself. The ring was practically pristine. It had stretched a little larger round, leaving the band a bit thinner, but it was clearly far from coming apart. He groaned at the realization it might be a while before it finally came off.

Zelda yawned. “It’s getting late, Link. Why don’t we go to sleep, and you won’t have to worry about it for the rest of the night.”

Link figured it might actually help, and the two went to bed after cleaning up. Though it was mostly Zelda cleaning up, as Link had a rather large distraction constantly in his mind. However, sleep was hardly an escape for the hero. Or, rather, it was hard to even get to sleep. His enormous cock constantly throbbed with need. It was almost impossible to relax when his body was telling him he needed to cum now, or else he might explode or something. His body was clearly a drama queen. What also didn’t help was the heat. His cock was like a long hot water bottle, constantly emanating a noticeable amount of heat back into his body. And there was nothing he could do about it. He could only hope that the ring would break sooner rather than later.


The next day, Zelda insisted Link go with her into the village for some grocery shopping, despite his many protests. He didn’t think any good could come out of being in public with his condition, but she wouldn’t let him refuse. And he could never really say no to his princess.

So there he was, dutifully staying near her as she went about her shopping, being her bodyguard “just in case”. His cock went up the full length of his tunic and ended just below the collar, still rock hard. He was wearing it loose without any sort of belt, but there was still a faint impression of his dick whenever he stood still. His nerves were very on edge, and he hoped no one in Hateno would look too closely at him.

Zelda was acting like she barely knew about it, going around talking to folks and perusing produce like it was just any other day. When they had a moment to themselves, Zelda leaned next to Link, whispering “Isn’t this exciting! The only thing keeping everyone from seeing your massive, erect ‘sword’ is a single layer of fabric. It would take so little to cause a scene, yet here we are, braving the danger!”

Link wasn’t sure how much of that bravery was on her side of the equation, but he had to admit it was a little thrilling. He wasn’t sure if the thrill was worth the potential embarrassment, but a champion does what his princess asks.

As he followed Zelda around, he noticed something a bit peculiar. It almost looked as if her hips were a little wider than they used to be. The sway of her gait definitely looked slightly more exaggerated. And she had been adjusting the band quite a bit over the day, as if her pants were bothering her.

Then again, maybe he was just seeing what he wanted to see. He had always really liked her butt. It was so round and perky, and the pants she often wore tended to cling to it rather nicely. It really helped him tolerate her terrible attitude towards him when he first traveled around as her bodyguard. As perpetually horny as the ring was keeping him, his imagination was probably just running wild.

That perpetual horniness was beginning to be an issue. His tunic had been rubbing against his heavy cock all day. As sensitive as he was, it was gradually pushing him closer to the edge. And thinking about Zelda’s ass was just making it worse. They had to get home, soon, or he’d really cause a scene.

While Zelda was picking over some apples, Link quietly tapped her on the shoulder. One look at the expression on his face told her all she needed to know. She gave a hasty goodbye to the shopkeeper and left with Link in tow. As they hurried as casually as possible back home, Link fought as hard as he could not to reach “orgasm” before it was safe. It was a losing battle, however, and he worried they wouldn’t make it in time.

The pair rushed by a few confused kids before turning off the path and towards their house. Right as they crossed the bridge and stepped foot in their yard, Link’s resistance gave out. His cock shot up through his collar as it suddenly swelled even bigger, pressing against his face and stretching his tunic. “Nnnnngghh!” was the only sound he could muster as his cock continued to grow longer and thicker, tearing his tunic off his body.

Zelda quickly looked around to make sure no one was watching, then hastily led Link into their home, the head of his penis brushing against the top of the door frame. His growth stopped once they shut the door, leaving his dick a full five feet long, half a foot wide, with balls the size of cantaloupes. His pants barely held together, and his tunic would take quite a bit of work to fix up.

“Phew!” said Zelda as she dropped her bag of groceries on the table, her eyes constantly stealing glances at Link’s mega-cock. “It’s a good thing we live in this quiet little corner of the village. That almost ended in disaster!” Just then, the seams along the side of her pants audibly split open, revealing bare skin. Both she and Link looked down at her legs in surprise. Link realized he hadn’t been seeing things. Her hips were definitely wider, her thighs a little thicker too. It took all his willpower not to “cum” again right then and there.

“Oh, come on! They’ve been bothering me all day! Did these pants shrink from a wash or something?”

Link tried to approach the topic as delicately as he could. “Uh, princess? I think, um, you might be doing some growing of your own.” He braced for whatever retort she’d berate him with.

Zelda’s brow furrowed. “What do you mean I- oh, hold on a moment.” What was about to be an angry accusation of being called fat quickly simmered away. She hurried up the stairs to her desk, opening a notebook and jotting something down, pausing every few seconds to inspect her lower half.. “Could it be? It’s better than the other explanation. We’ll see for sure if this keeps going, I guess.” She shut the book and looked at Link, who was looking back at her for some kind of explanation. Then she looked at Link’s throbbing dick, which he was desperately trying to keep under control, and seemed to change her mind about something.

“I’ll tell you later. Just know that you don’t have to worry about me. Probably. How about we get you a new shirt. Though I think it’s time to give up wearing pants for now.”

Link wasn’t going to argue with her. He had enough on his mind already.


Zelda’s Orgasm Banking Ring Log

Entry 58: It’s been three days since I put the ring on Link. An unexpected development has occurred. It seems Link isn’t the only one affected by the banking ring’s effects. My own body has been experiencing its own growth, though fairly differing in its manner. As I sit here at my desk, I can feel my hips pressing into the arms of my seat. My thighs have nearly doubled in mass since the ring first activated, and my buttocks resemble bed pillows. I have had to exclusively wear skirts, as none of my pants fit me, and even then, my skirts keep rising higher off the floor.

Additionally, it seems my reproductive organs have joined the rest of my lower half. My vulva and clitoris have grown rather large. If I were to offer up a comparison, it’s like having a prize-winning peach sitting on my groin, with a thumb-sized stem. Simply keeping my legs together squeezes it in an incredibly distracting manner. While it is hard to confirm, I believe my ovaries have swollen, as well. I can feel two bumps below the skin where they would be, and those bumps are more prominent every time I check them.

Surprisingly, I do not feel very concerned about it. In fact, I find myself enjoying it. I feel as if my femininity is positively blossoming. I know that Link considers my rear to be quite charming, and it pleases me to know it’s only improving. I fear we might have to widen the doorways before too long, however.

My leading hypothesis is that Link is “leaking” sexual energy. His near constant presence around me is bathing me in such energy, leading to my “feminine” developments. Whether the energy itself is changing me, or my body is simply reacting and adapting to it, I cannot say. The larger he gets, though, the faster my own body develops. And I’ve formed a rather distracting “itch” in the back of my mind, a need to, for lack of a better term, breed. I’m feeling an instinctive need to bear children that I’ve never felt before, and it has been slowly growing stronger.

Link himself has only continued to get larger. He measures close to eight feet long now. His sensitivity is so high that I have to be careful even measuring him. Watching my magnified posterior only pushes him further to the edge, I’m afraid. The ring has held up quite better than either I or Purah predicted, but it still has a limit. We can’t let it break too soon, not before I’m ready.

Thankfully, Purah is supposed to visit tomorrow to examine Link. Entirely for research purposes, if she knows what’s good for her. Hopefully she’ll have further insight on this.


It was the day of Purah’s visit. When Zelda heard knocking at the front door, she quickly opened it to welcome her friend. Purah was prepped to do her signature pose and catchphrase, only to be caught entirely off guard and off balance by Zelda’s appearance. “BY THE-... what in the world happened to you!?”

Her shock was very warranted. If you looked at the princess from the chest up, she’d look perfectly normal. But she was far from normal once you looked lower. Zelda’s hips had grown slightly wider than the doorway, with thighs to match. Her ass had blown up significantly, looking like someone stuffed two beach balls under her skin. Her pussy was as large as a watermelon, and it constantly dripped with lubrication. Right above it, her belly had swelled out a little, not from gaining fat, but from her womb enlarging within. And her baseball-sized ovaries visibly pressed out against her skin. One could have mistaken her for a fertility goddess.

The princess had not only given up on pants, but also on skirts. Nothing properly covered her anymore, so her bottom half lay completely nude. Zelda herself looked constantly flustered, her cheeks flushed red and her skin wet and steamy from sweat. She had a vacant stare, as if she was always distracted by something. And if you looked closely for a few minutes, you could see she was actively growing.

“Hello Purah…” Zelda trailed off for a moment, before snapping back. “Sorry, I’m finding it a bit hard to think recently. Come right in!” Zelda welcomed Purah into her house, either unaware of or unbothered by her exposure. Her movements were somehow both measured and clumsy, like she was trying to be careful but finding it difficult. And every step she took made her ass meat jiggle vigorously. Purah couldn’t help but silently stare. She was too awed for words. “I don’t think I need to point out where Link is,” continued Zelda.

True enough, Purah found him immediately. Or, rather, she found his cock. The behemoth extended across the entire length of the house wall to wall, was as thick as a tree, and emitted a significant amount of heat. Furniture had been pushed aside just to make room for it. Her eyes followed along its length to the left, until she found Link himself pushed up against the wall. The hero sat upon testicles as big as sofas, and Purah swore she could hear them churning with his seed. He had a similarly glazed look to his eyes like Zelda, but he offered a weak wave to Purah. She reflexively waved back, saying “H-hi, Linky…”

“A-as you can see, Purah, our ring has worked, hah…, extremely well.” Zelda’s words were labored, as she was fighting to stay focused. “But it’s getting close to its… uh… limit, that’s the word. Be careful, he’s, ohhhhhh, very sensitive.”

“I’ll take a look,” Purah replied, still taken aback by the entire scene. She approached Link’s demolition tool of a penis and pulled out her notebook. She was too afraid to touch him at all, so she simply observed and took notes. The scent was overpowering, full of his hormones, and her loins were tingling from the exposure.

She walked over to the rest of Link’s body, taking a close look at her and Zelda’s little invention. Though “little” wasn’t quite apt anymore. The ring had stretched tremendously, and it was more adequately described as a hoop. Purah could tell that Zelda was correct, though. Several cracks had formed in the ring, and she reckoned it would take only one more growth spurt to shatter it. She couldn’t imagine how big Link would be, then. His current size was already unfathomable.

Satisfied with her examination, she turned to Zelda. “And what about you?” She pointed her pen down at the princess’s massive wagon. “I think that’s what kids these days refer to as ‘a full bakery’.”

“Oh, right… I kinda forgot,” said Zelda, looking down at her exaggerated proportions.

“How does one forget their tush is as large as a Hinox’s?” thought Purah, wondering if this was even real or just a crazy dream.

“I’m pretty sure this is, nng, Link’s doing. Or, I mean, his cock. Like, being near it. All his pent up energy, you know?” Zelda squirmed in place, as just thinking about it only made her hornier.

“Cock” wasn’t a word Purah ever expected to hear come out of the princess’ mouth. What she said, or tried to say, made sense, however. With all that built up sexual energy, it was no surprise it couldn’t be entirely contained within Link. Purah paused. But wouldn’t that mean…?

*Shriiiiiip* Purah’s pants suddenly tore at their seams. She nearly jumped from the surprise. As she feared, it wasn’t only Zelda who was growing. Any woman that got close enough would start experiencing the same developments. “I think it’s time for me to go.” She didn’t want to end up like Zelda. At least, not without finding a way to reverse the effect, first. She quickly headed out the front door, gave the two blondes a quick little wave goodbye, and firmly shut the door behind her.

As soon as the door shut, Zelda turned towards Link, a wild look in her eyes. “Finally…” she uttered. It had taken all her willpower to hold herself back, but now that Purah had come and gone, she could get what she had been craving for the last few hours. Her heart beat heavily in anticipation, and she rushed over to the head of Link’s enormous, throbbing dick. It was time to let him have his relief.

She squeezed herself between his tip and the wall, pushing her pussy onto his tip. Pushing away from the wall and against Link’s cock, her vagina’s size plus her enhanced stretching allowed her to fit the head inside, extending her belly out as if she was heavily pregnant with a dozen infants.

Link grunted. The simple act of Zelda swallowing up his tip was enough to set him off. He loudly moaned as swelled up once, then twice, bending against the house wall and extending upward. Zelda screamed in ecstasy as her body stretched further.

And then the ring broke. Two halves shot off with great force, embedding into the walls. Link cried out as he suddenly and forcefully released the torrent of cum that had built up in the last few days. Zelda inflated like a balloon, her womb rapidly filling with gallons upon gallons of her champion’s seed. The massive release of sexual energy, plus the deluge of cum hitting her hyper-fertile baby-maker, sent the princess’ body into overdrive.

Her ass, hips, thighs, pussy, and ovaries rapidly grew larger, filling her side of the home. Dozens and dozens of her eggs were getting fertilized, as her belly swelled with semen. “YEESSSSS!” she screamed. “BIGGER! GIVE ME MORE BABIES!” In response to her new pregnancy, her breasts immediately began producing milk, quickly growing to the size of her head, then cows, and beyond that. Creamy milk ejected from her nipples with great force, being produced much faster than her tits could contain. The princess could hardly be recognized, as 99.99% of her body was now massive, soft curves built to produce and support an army of children. The house’s southern wall crumbed under her growing mass.

Link’s mind went blank as he experienced the greatest orgasm ever felt in the history of Hyrule. It hit him like a tsunami, a tornado, and a bomb all at once. His nuts clenched as hundreds of gallons of semen traveled through and out his gigantic dick, right into his eager princess.

Outside, Purah had just crossed the bridge by the two’s home when her hips rapidly expanded outward, until she was just as wide as Zelda had been. Hearing the wall of the house crash down, she turned around to see Zelda’s titanic belly extending out from the side of the building. She immediately sprinted for her lab, a task made much more difficult by her thickening legs and ass cheeks. As she ran through Hateno, women throughout the village were experiencing their own growth spurts, though the further they were down the path, the lesser the gains. “Guess I better work on that reversal double-time!” she thought. “Maybe after a ‘me-time’ session, though,” she added, as her hormones surged.

After fifteen minutes, the flow of Link’s cum finally subsided. He lay against the wall, panting and covered in sweat, but feeling incredible, having finally been freed of the constant, powerful need for release. His cock had shrunk back down, but it seemed the temporary swelling left him with some permanent consequences, with his dick sitting at one and a half feet while soft.

But while he was no longer taking up a significant portion of the home, the same couldn’t be said of Zelda. Her titanic ass sat just in front of his feet, with it, her tits, and her pussy filling up roughly three quarters of their entire home. He couldn’t see it, but her belly had to be twice the size of their house, full of cum and still producing eggs that immediately got fertilized. The entire southern half of the abode had been obliterated by her.

Zelda was also resting, coming down from the high of experiencing several dozen orgasms in a row. Her torso lay buried in her curves, sweat streaming down her skin and forming a puddle below her. “Oh Liiiiiinnnk~. Look what you did to meeeeeeee~. I’m so big and soft and sexy.”

Link could only barely hear her behind the wall of ass blocking her, but he sat up and gave her butt a slap, eliciting a squeal from her. He looked around at the bits of crumpled walls and ceiling scattered about. “Princess, I think we’re going to have to move into Hyrule Castle sooner than planned. And we might have to knock a few walls down, as well.”

The princess giggled. “Whoops. I guess we did destroy our own home. Oh well. I hope you’re ready to have a big family!” Despite their predicament, neither really felt concerned or worried. Some inner voice was telling them everything would be alright. It was probably their experience in so many harrowing situations. After fighting the epitome of evil, twice, nothing seemed insurmountable.

The women of Hateno were all very confused, a little concerned, and rather horny. Every single one sported a backside that was at least twice as wide as their shoulders, if not larger. The husbands and boyfriends of the village were going to have a great night.

As Link began climbing out a window to get some fresh air (the door was blocked by Zelda’s thigh), Zelda began to wonder: what if they made a second, even stronger ring?