Shanes drunk twitter rant

by Zaz14

Summary:

Shane and Ilya broke up one night; they were both tired and missed each other. They argued, and Ilya told Shane to just fucking leave

Shane leaves and goes back to Montreal. He spirals, gets trashed and goes on an epic Twitter rant.

Except Ilya didn't mean a break up, break up, and oh dear, Shane has just outed himself and gone viral.

Takes place early 2021, plane crash didn't happen because nope. Anya is here, Troy and Harris are together.

Featuring supportive Montreal, the league being set on fire, people getting consequences and besties sticking up for each other

Chapter 1: Oh no, Shane is drunk

Notes:

The rant that started it all
Will be multiple chapters as the fall out happens

Time: 2 am
Location: Shane Montreal place

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
So my boyfriend broke up with me today
what a shit fucking day
he didn’t want to hide anymore

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
I get it because it’s terrifying and I’m so so so sick of hiding. He deserves so much better. He deserves sunshine.
I’m scared to give it to him because it could wreck both our lives but I love him so fucking much

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
But the NHL is still the most homophobic league ever. They really hate the gays. Dallas twat is allowed to play despite being accused of SEXUAL ASSAULT and yet the gays are the problem
Because sucking a dick is definitely worse than violating a woman

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
Crowell found I was gay and told to ‘get my fag ass back in the closet’ LOL
What a prick and I recorded it as well because he montreal is a one party state bitch

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
here is the link my lovely friends
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO CROWELL BEING A HOMOPHOBE

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
Anyway, sorry pretty boyfriend. I love you and always will. I love the way you snark and pretend you don’t care but you are the most loving and caring person I know
I love the way you just can’t english in the morning but always listen when I wake you
I love the way you are my weighted blanket when I get stressed and anxious
I love everything about you and I’m sorry I made you sad

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
I don’t want to hide you anymore. I never did. I’m just terrified of the consequences for you

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
I don’t want to wake up with you not there, we were long long distance for years and we still kind of are long distance and every night without you just hurts

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
I love waking up in your arms, I love falling asleep with you. I miss you always.

Shane Hollander ✔ @shollander24
Anyway since I’m highly drunk and depressed. Here is my final tweet
FUCK HOMOPHOBES
FUCK FAKE ALLIES
FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME HIDE MYSELF TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME