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🎃club hephaestus HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN🗣️📢
am_065_073: im just saying it doesnt make any sense for them to not offer triples when they over-enroll every year and it would be a cheaper option
thefinallovelace: right but they dont have bigger rooms to accommodate 3 people
reaper_man: what r we talking abt
hera214: local man too lazy to backread for one fucking minute
reaper_man: can you get off my dick
hera214: i would if i could find it
reaper_man: die?
thefinallovelace: alana says goddard should have triple dorms
reaper_man: what i thought we did aren’t you in one
thefinallovelace: kind of
ModernMajorMinkowski: it’s an unofficial triple!
reaper_man: the hell
thefinallovelace: so idk if ive told u but i transferred here last year and the weirdest thing happened to me
thefinallovelace: apparently there used to be someone who goes here who has my exact first and last name
thefinallovelace: somehow in the process of finalizing paperwork my housing documents and everything got deleted or thrown out because they got flagged as old or something because of the other isabel idk
thefinallovelace: so i was waiting to get my housing assignment and everything and i thought oh it’s taking a pretty long time
thefinallovelace: turns out they filled every single spot and i was not included but i had already paid for a double and the waitlist was already long so they offered to partially refund me to move into a double with willing roommates
reaper_man: thats insane
reaper_man: so theres just a clone of you walking around? thats so fucked up
thefinallovelace: i dont think shes my clone if we looked alike that would be even weirder
WarrenPeace: maybe you should go looking for her and find out
ModernMajorMinkowski: oh good keplers here! we can finally get started
-ModernMajorMinkowski changed the conversation name to 🍭🍬🍫OPERATION CANDY GET🗣‼️-
ModernMajorMinkowski: 24 hours
ModernMajorMinkowski: everyone has their assignments right
dougiefresh: i obviously do but u should say them again because i heard somebody accidentally used their map as a coaster and threw it away
dougiefresh: not naming names so i don’t embarrass whoever did that
ModernMajorMinkowski: 🙄
ModernMajorMinkowski: [Sent an image.]
ModernMajorMinkowski: kepler and i came up with a list of ideal neighborhoods for trick or treating and we made maps
ModernMajorMinkowski: eiffel your route is in orange, jacobi is blue, hera is pink, mine is purple
hera214: is it because im trans
ModernMajorMinkowski: you made that joke when we drew the routes
reaper_man: is it because im trans
ModernMajorMinkowski: you also made that joke when we drew the routes
reaper_man: its funnier when i do it
hera214: because im a woman?
reaper_man: yes
ModernMajorMinkowski: moving on,
ModernMajorMinkowski: our approach is just to divide and conquer and we’ll meet up and combine at the end of our routes
ModernMajorMinkowski: simple, easy, impossible to mess up
reaper_man: dont worry someone will mess it up
ModernMajorMinkowski: ☹️
reaper_man: im just saying
hera214: maybe you shouldnt
ModernMajorMinkowski: remember we’re a team until the count ends!
ModernMajorMinkowksi: kepler do you need to rally your troops
WarrenPeace: i’d say my troops are already rallied but since you showed your hand i’ll show mine
WarrenPeace: as an act of courtesy of course
ModernMajorMinkowski: of course
WarrenPeace: [Sent an image.]
WarrenPeace: my team is smaller and we have a different approach
WarrenPeace: alana is our driver, and isabel and i are runners
WarrenPeace: we’re visiting the wealthier neighborhoods and doing several of them because they give out higher scoring loot
dougiefresh: whats the point system again
WarrenPeace: small packs of things like skittles/m&ms and fun sized candy bars are 2 points each, any full size bars are 5, anything savory like popcorn or chips are 1 point and fruits or toothbrushes dont count because this is a chocolate and candy competition, anything labeled king size or share size is 10 points
WarrenPeace: anything you have 50 or more of gets a bonus 15 points and no reese's pieces and reese’s peanut butter cups are not the same thing
WarrenPeace: did i forget anything
thefinallovelace: goodie bag policy?
hera214: goodie bags should be bonus
am_065_073: objection
am_065_073: goodie bags can have literally anything in them including non scoring loot
hera214: yeah but it’s a goodie bag
dougiefresh: what if it’s a goodie bag with a pipe bomb in it
reaper_man reacted with 👀.
ModernMajorMinkowski: i think you should just count the individual items
WarrenPeace: how about you take a small bonus if the bag is all scoring loot
ModernMajorMinkowski: 5 points?
WarrenPeace: 2
ModernMajorMinkowski: 3
WarrenPeace: 3 is great
WarrenPeace: also, no eating until we count
am_065_073: i have a question
WarrenPeace: yes, including you alana
am_065_073: :(
WarrenPeace: i’m not counting empty wrappers at the end of the night
Am_065_073: boooo
warren>:3
thefinallovelace: u going to reimann’s party?
WarrenPeace: nah
thefinallovelace: WHAT
thefinallovelace: why not!
WarrenPeace: am i required to attend every party a frat boy throws
thefinallovelace: ok first of all u hang out with so many frat boys so dont even start
thefinallovelace: second its his HALLOWEEN PARTY and u went the last 2 yrs
WarrenPeace: i have other plans
thefinallovelace: hmm
thefinallovelace: is it because jacobis going?
WarrenPeace: it is not because jacobis going.
thefinallovelace: ok so wyd after trick or treating?????
thefinallovelace: u gonna watch friday the 13th and eat all ur chocolate by urself on the couch?
WarrenPeace: theres a haunted house twenty minutes out
WarrenPeace: we could go
thefinallovelace: awww are you asking me on a halloween date
WarrenPeace: yes
thefinallovelace: ur so sweet
thefinallovelace: and ur not fooling anyone
WarrenPeace: what if i wanted to be nice? what if i was trying to be kind?
thefinallovelace: dude ur the one skipping out on a halloween party because u have avoidant issues
WarrenPeace: :/
WarrenPeace: i don't have avoidant issues.
thefinallovelace: you are giving the silent treatment to a guy you LIVE WITH and have to see EVERY DAY
WarrenPeace: i’m not giving him the silent treatment i just don’t have anything to say to him
thefinallovelace: warren.
WarrenPeace: isabel.
thefinallovelace: hey
thefinallovelace: it’s just me
thefinallovelace: i’m not gonna force u to try and make amends w jacobi again
WarrenPeace: great i’m glad
thefinallovelace: BUT i am going to drag u to this party if u won’t come willingly bc i KNOW u don’t want to hang out alone on a holiday mr. people person
WarrenPeace: you suck
thefinallovelace: you swallow
WarrenPeace: you would know
thefinallovelace: ;)
warren (bimbo not himbo)
hera214: BITCH
WarrenPeace: hi hera.
hera214: I HEARD YOU WERE GOING ON SUNDAY
WarrenPeace: from who??? i JUST decided i’m going a few hours ago
hera214: i have my sources dont worry about it
WarrenPeace: ?!?!?! okay
hera214: do you know that jacobi is also going
WarrenPeace: jesus christ
hera214: it’s actually pronounced hera!
hera214: now that i’ve told you there’s no way you can say “i didn’t know he was there”
WarrenPeace: okay?
hera214: so are you going to do it?
WarrenPeace: do WHAT?
hera214: you know. ask him out
WarrenPeace: jesus CHRIST
hera214: not him, i meant jacobi actually
WarrenPeace: no, hera. i’m not asking daniel out.
hera214: because you’re repressing your big gay homo feelings?
WarrenPeace: i’m not repressing anything
WarrenPeace: i’m not gay
hera214: soooo why not try to prove it?
WarrenPeace: what??????
hera214: ur on grindr now right?
WarrenPeace: no? who told you that?
hera214: maxwell
WarrenPeace: why did i even ask.
hera214: also u leave ur ringer on and idk how to tell u this but every person at this school who isnt u recognizes the grindr notification sound
WarrenPeace: jesus christ
hera214: yeah i bet he does too
WarrenPeace: what’s your point? that having grindr on my phone proves i’m gay?
hera214: having grindr on ur phone doesn’t prove anything
hera214: neither does using grindr, everybody likes attention
hera214: actually talking to someone on grindr is getting a little gay
hera214: but ykw is pretty damn gay? hooking up with a guy u met on grindr and having a great time
WarrenPeace: hera
WarrenPeace: are you suggesting
WarrenPeace: that in order to “prove” to myself that i don’t like men… i should have sex with a man and see if i like it?
hera214: oh my god! no! you’re making it sound so awful and terrible and like you’re my defiant lesbian daughter and i’m your religiously psychotic homophobic mother sending you to conversion camp
WarrenPeace: ???!???!
hera214: i’m SAYING, it’s a frat party. there’s going to be PLENTY of bi-curious guys who absolutely will not make a fuss or tell anyone if ur decide ur not into it
hera214: why don’t you meet up with someone, see how it makes you feel
hera214: and if you like it you like it, you like it you don’t
hera214: you don’t have to worry about breaking someone’s heart in the process of discovering yourself
WarrenPeace: that’s not
WarrenPeace: this isn’t about anyone else, it’s about me
hera214: yes! exactly!
hera214: so just go have fun and try something new!
hera214: since when are you afraid of being wrong????
WarrenPeace: i’m not afraid
hera214: so stop being a pussy ass bitch
WarrenPeace: 🙄
hera214: yeah you’re welcome