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Call Me When You're Sober

Chapter 37: July 14th

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The Pittlings !

Today 9:00 PM
Trinity
CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATE WHO ISNT AN ASSHOLE WHO DITCHES ME FOR HIS SUGAR DADDY
Victoria
😭😭😭???
Mel
Is Dennis moving out?
never said that i was
shes just being dramatic
Trinity
girl fuck you
Victoria
hey wait thats not
Trinity
i mean girl in the gender neutral sense
its fine
Trinity
i cant believe you
Mel
I'm sorry what happened?
shes just upset that im house sitting for doctor robby still and im not home as much but she refuses to admit that she likes living with me so 🤷‍♂️
Victoria
whyd you call dr robby his sugar daddy 🤨
Mel
😲😲😲
Trinity
dw about it
crash do u wanna move out of ur parents place
Victoria
and live with you??
you realize when robby comes back in 2 months i wont have anywhere to stay right
Trinity
doubt
Victoria
i feel like we are missing some crucial info here
Mel
I also feel that way
trin dont do this to me
Trinity
ur not alloewd to call me that naymore
Victoria
are you drunk ?
Trinity
perhaps a lil huzzed
buzzed
put your phone down for the love of god
Trinity
no fuck you
garcia just dropped my ass fully so imm allowed to be asad and drunk tyvm!!!
Victoria
yikes 😶
Trinity
have fun w ur pervert ass boyfriend whos literally 2 decades older than u
Mel
Ryan?
TRINITY
Trinity
uhhh NO denns DUMPED that dudes borign ass
Victoria
oh what!! Dennis you didnt say anything!
Mel
Oh no ☹️
its no big deal the spark just kinda faded its fine
Trinity
there was no fuckign spark u liar that was a REBIOUND
are you at a bar or at home?
do you want me to come get you?
Trinity
im not telling u
🖕🖕🖕
Victoria
this is my new favorite show
Mel
I feel like this is a private conversation we shouldn't be reading
trinity please
call me? txt me directly?? anything other than this???
Trinity
no ur ditching me to go play house and suck robbys dick
u can kiss my pasty fat ass
Victoria
hes WHAT
SHUT UP OH MY GOD
Mel
😦
shes drunk dont listen to her im so serious
Victoria
im going to pretend i didnt see any of that for everyones sake
Mel
Is Dennis sleeping with Dr. Robby?
no
Trinity
YES
stop gaslighting ur friends
Victoria
thats not even possible lol he left for his vacation like 10 days ago
Trinity
he didnt even last a week b4 he had to come back from hs sweet fuckin farm boiy
Mel
That doesn't sound right at all
because its wrong
whatever im gonna get ready for bed
Victoria
lol at 9 pm?
im tired
and i really dont know how else to contribute to this conversation without pissing her off even more
Mel
Are you going to be ok Trinity?
she'll be fine she just needs to wear herself out
goodnight i guess
Victoria
night
Mel
Goodnight!


Victoria

Today 9:14 PM
Victoria: explain

Dennis: explain what

Dennis: im going to bed

Victoria: wrong i still have your location on from when we went bar hopping

Victoria: you're out right now

Dennis: okay im on a date

Victoria: when did you break up with Ryan?

Dennis: like a week ago?

Victoria: thats a pretty fast recovery

Victoria: you only really hear about that when there was already someone else on their mind

Dennis: is this an interrogation? whats going on

Victoria: drunk texts are sober thoughts

Dennis: i dont think thats the phrase but ok

Victoria: so is she telling the truth?

Victoria: is Robby back already?

Dennis: no

Victoria: Dennis

Dennis: its not my place to say

Victoria: so yes

Victoria: are you sleeping with our attending

Dennis: what the fuck no

Victoria: no offense but i am a sleuth and i will find out one way or another so you might as well spill now

Victoria: for the record this doesnt make me think any less of you because i know you arent the type of person to sleep with someone like robby to like, forward your career

Victoria: also honestly i dont think he'd bite for something like that either but what do i know

Dennis: he wouldnt no and neither would i

Victoria: so who are you out to dinner with right now ?

Dennis: ….robby

Victoria: omg

Victoria: how long has he been back? Did he even leave ??

Dennis: he did, but he came back last thursday

Dennis: im not going into why but he did and stuff happened and i think we're dating now ?

Victoria: you think?

Dennis: i dont know we dont have a label on it

Victoria: so trinity is mad becauseee

Dennis: because i havent been home since i started house sitting even though robby is back and doesnt technically NEED me there

Dennis: idk i just wanna be around him right now is that a crime like jesus christ

Victoria: i mean no i think its really sweet as long as i dont think about it too hard

Victoria: but yeah if youre spending like all your free time with him it does kinda sound like you ditched trinity

Victoria: maybe talk to her tomorrow and try to find some balance?

Dennis: fine

Dennis: ill try to grab a coffee with her before work

Dennis: i told you that youd be good in psychiatry :)))

Victoria: 😭😭😭

Victoria: im sorry i still cannot wrap my head around this

Victoria: i need digital proof

Victoria: like this isnt some elaborate prank you two set up is it?

Dennis: Sneaky picture of Robby, glasses on, looking down at his phone

Dennis: ❤️

Victoria: oh my god youre not joking

Victoria: he looks so ..... normal

Dennis: hes cute

Victoria: i dont know if i'd call a 50+ yr old man cute but sure

Victoria: im glad youre happy i hope this doesnt get too messy

Dennis: yeah im not really sure how this is going to work out for us in the long run which kinda scares me

Dennis: but im really happy and i dont regret anything so whatever happens in the future is secondary

Victoria: even your career ???

Dennis: ill figure something out if it comes down to it

Dennis: night shift seems chill

Victoria: hooha or whatever they say

Dennis: lolll

Dennis: i should prob go this wait here is so long but i feel like an asshole with my face glued to my screen with him right next to me

Victoria: i mean he looks like hes doing the same lol

Dennis: yea hes been sending me instagram reels a lot

Victoria: stoppp my dad does that too 😭

Dennis: ignoring that

Dennis: pls dont tell anyone else about this its already getting out of hand

Victoria: 🤐 not a word from me

Victoria: hope dinner is good

Dennis: ty :)

Notes:

Most of these updates will be sporadic chunks because leaving chapters in my drafts too long makes me nervous lol. If you are just on ao3 but want to read it all faster (typos and non-beta'd) then you can check the completed thread out here.