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[08:29] wtf is ths hour
[08:31] y am i awke
[08:33] i hate geri hes sch an asshole tbh
[08:34] ikerrrrrr
[08:34] omg dnt ignor me im bord
[08:35] r u stil alive????
[09:27] Sorry, I was busy
[09:28] And 8:30 isn't early
[09:28] OMG HI
[09:29] UR ALIVE
[09:31] Yeah, I've been awake for hours. I was just busy.
[09:32] hOURS???
[09:32] lyk >1???
[09:33] Yeah. I've been up since 6:30
[09:34] in the mrning????
[09:35] Yes?
[09:36] ok bt wht is rong w/ u??
[09:37] y wud u do tht 2 urself??
[09:38] y dnt u lv urself????
[09:39] I'm at work
[09:40] tht is the wrst thng eva
[09:40] whr do u wrk??
[09:41] My boss is yelling at me now, I have to go.
[09:41] tel hm ur talkin 2 a qt boy
[09:42] i bet hed ttlly undrstnd
[09:43] Did you really just spell understand with one vowel?
[09:43] Unbelievable.
[09:44] I'm actually kind of impressed.
[09:44] i kno
[09:45] im amzng tbh
[09:45] :)))
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[21:57] r u wtchin ths tru crme thng???
[21:57] its so strnge omg
[21:58] ppl r so weird
[21:59] No, what channel is it on? My roommate is watching the TV right now.
[22:00] idk i cnt rmmbr
[22:00] i cba lukin
[22:01] also u hv a rm8???
[22:01] thts kwl
[22:03] I don't always. I'm away with work, and we always share rooms.
[22:03] o ok
[22:04] wht do u do? u nvr tld me b4
[22:05] Nothing interesting. Just work for the city.
[22:05] ur bein mstrius
[22:05] r u lyk a spy or smthn??
[22:06] OMG U R ARNT U
[2206] THTS SO KWL!!!!!
[22:07] I'm not a spy. And what is that even supposed to say?
[22:08] Is it supposed to be mysterious? Because you're not even close this time.
[22:09] wow RUDE my texting is great
[22:10] IS THT BTTR??
[22:12] It is actually.
[22:12] :(((
[22:13] ur mean
[22:13] i dnt lyk u nymr
[22:14] I'm not Neymar
[22:14] I don't dive like that when I play football.
[22:15] U TK THT BCK
[22:15] NEYMAR DSNT DVE
[22:16] u jst w8 4 clásico
[22:16] wen we kck ur ass nd neymar gts a hattrck
[22:17] nd ramos gts a red bc evry1 knos he wil
[22:18] You won't beat us and Sergio won't get sent off.
[22:18] hahaha yeh he wil he alwys dus
[22:18] also u play football?
[22:19] Yeah.
[22:19] me 2!!!!!
[22:20] Cool?
[22:21] lyk i play for a lcl team
[22:22] whr do u play?
[22:22] I'm a goalkeeper
[22:23] haha lyk casillas
[22:23] u evn hav the sme nme haha ;)
[22:24] What about you??
[22:24] midfild
[22:24] midfield**
[22:25] You're actually correcting yourself on spelling?
[22:25] Who are you and what happened to Cesc?
[22:25] ;)
[22:26] 1stly football is srs so lyk i alwys spel tht rite
[22:26] 2ndly WS THT A SMLY FCE???
[22:27] WHO R U ND WHT HPPND TO IKER?????
[22:28] Hey, I can use smiley faces
[22:28] RLLY??? I DDNT KNO
[22:30] Now who's being mean?
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[22:18] iker who the actual fuck are u texting
[22:19] u never text anyone
[22:19] it literally took like a year before you even text me back
[22:21] so as your best friend im offended
[22:21] Sergio why are you texting me when we're in the same room?
[22:22] u can't talk u just replied
[22:23] besides i tried to actually ask u but u just said "yeah" and kept texting
[22:23] so yeah tell me who it is
[22:24] No one?
[22:24] iker casillas fernandez dont try this shit with me
[22:25] u know i'll find out eventually anyway
[22:26] wait is it that rude barca wrong number guy??
[22:26] because its not like me to be the sensible one but if youre giving him shit u know it'll totally backfire on u right??
[22:27] I'm not giving him shit Sergio, we're just talking.
[22:27] He doesn't even know its me, he just thinks its some guy from Madrid.
[22:28] iker
[22:29] dude
[22:29] bro
[22:29] dudebro
[22:30] Please never call me that again
[22:30] brodude
[22:31] u know this will get out right?
[22:31] he'll find out its u somehow and you'll be on the cover of marca
[22:32] "madrid captain in gay sexting drama"
[22:32] Oh my god Sergio, it's not like that
[22:33] not like that /yet/*
[22:34] We're just talking
[22:35] mmmHHMMMMMmm
[22:36] whatever u say
[22:37] is he cute at least??
[22:38] Shut up Sergio
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[22:39] So I should probably go to bed
[22:39] B4 11?? lmao old man
[22:40] I'm not old.
[22:41] I just have to get up early tomorrow
[22:42] w/e u say
[22:42] I'm not old!
[22:43] if u say so
[22:44] nite grandpa
[22:45] I'M NOT OLD