Dramione that ruined me
(Open, Unmoderated)
Recent works
-
Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione believes she’s found her soulmate when she begins exchanging letters with a mysterious, sweet and smart boy.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is the bigoted bully who makes her life a living hell.
CANON REWRITE - HERMIONE'S POV. 4th year until post-war.
-
Tags
Summary
“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
———
Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
-
Tags
Summary
Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?
-
Tags
Summary
Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is running out of time to restore her parents' memories. Hoping a Master's in Medical Anthropology at Oxford will help her unlock exactly how memories can be recreated, she ends up bumping into the last person she expects to see at a muggle university.
After finally completing his house arrest, Draco Malfoy wants to understand how he was conditioned to believe in Pure Blood ideals. A Master's in Social Anthropology seems the best way to free himself from his past. Until he runs into the very person who haunts him.
Series
- Part 1 of Creep
-
Tags
Summary
What begins as a quiet comfort—a hand on her back, a breath against his collarbone—deepens into something sacred. In the privacy of their world, Hermione offers him a gift of nourishment, of softness, of stillness in a life long defined by conflict. For Draco, who has spent years starved of affection that offered nothing in return, the act becomes worshipful. For Hermione, so used to being the strong one, the provider —it is a surrender. A deeply human one.