Dramione that ruined me
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Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
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“What are you—? Draco.”
He glanced up, expression sheepish. “Yes, love?”
“Are you tracking my cycle?” She looked vaguely amused.
“I need to know when you’re ovulating.”
“You actually don’t need to know, because I haven’t given you permission to get me pregnant.”
“But you will,” he said hopefully.
She narrowed her eyes and flounced to the door, umbrella and briefcase in tow. “We’ll see.”
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Or, Draco really wants to fuck a baby into his wife.
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A study, a chair, a pair of antlers, and one incredibly ill-fated Christmas greeting.
Two adults, one filthy roleplay, and zero chance of staying on task.
Hermione wants Daddy. And who is Draco to deny her?Or, how naughty Hermione convinces Draco to start early on the presents.
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- Part 2 of The red collection
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Healer Draco finds Hermione Granger sleeping under potions during his shift at St. Mungo's.
The poor thing has left her baby at home and has her breasts swollen, hot with milk.
He did swear an oath to relieve his patients of suffering.
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Every Little Thing She Does (Is Magic) by monsterleadmehome for raven_maiden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2020
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“I’m sorry, Granger… you want to what?”
“Go together! To all the weddings—it’ll work out perfectly. People will stop asking about my love life, and if you happen to meet a girl you want to take home, I can be your wing woman!”
Draco agrees to be Hermione's date for wedding season. He doesn't expect to fall in love.
Vietnamese translation available here.
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.