South Park Fanfictions that make me feel
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He always avoided ringing tech support.
Mostly because when you rang them you had a chance of getting Cartman to help you and Craig had no idea how Cartman managed to get a job there. He was useless with technology and had a tendency to act like he knew more than Craig did, which he absolutely did not.
Then one day Wendy came sliding up to his desk with glittering eyes and said, “did you know, Kenny’s ex is the new hire?”
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To put it simply, "this is like that not-so-shitty Adam Sandler movie - except with less walruses and more death."
In other words, Craig gets shipped with Kenny, not Tweek, during Wendy's presentation and it all goes downhill from there.
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They’d been playing this cat and mouse game with each other for months now. For whatever reason, Professor Chaos had become a lot more active than usual—in the past week alone they’d encountered each other and fought no less than three times, and each fight was bigger than the last. It wasn’t like he expected Professor Chaos to like him—far from it—but there was something about the way the name Mysterion rolled off of Chaos’ tongue that made Kenny shiver, like it meant so much more.