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Once you're accidentally married for political expediency, accidentally having a baby for political expediency is just the next logical step.
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- Part 2 of Hand in Unlovable Hand
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yeah. yeah. annakovsky simply never misses.
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The Funny Thing about Destiny by Annakovsky
Fandoms: The Office (US), How I Met Your Mother
13 Feb 2007
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Jim and Ted get married and have babies.
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Lana burst out laughing. "Oh, my God. You'd do it, wouldn't you? You would actually have sex with Cyril to annoy me."
"Oh my God, Lana, how self-centred can you be? I'm going to have sex with Cyril because you just bet me I wouldn't," Archer's eyes were still alight with amusement. "If I win, I want three weekends consecutively with AJ."
"I am not going to bet AJ, ever. In any kind of wager, especially not one which involves her father getting rawed in the ass," Lana replied flatly.
Lana bets Archer would be too chickenshit to sleep with Cyril.
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I Could Have Got You There by mathildia for milficwriter (Thebiwife)
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
24 Jul 2023
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Roman shrugs. His beer’s almost done. He wants another. “Head down to Bohemia Grove and OD on Adrenochrome.” He pauses. He looks at the liquor on Gerri’s lips. She is looking at him with an expression of absolute disdain. He’s gonna get a fucking erection if she keeps that up. “I mean, unless you have a position available as a houseboy?”
Gerri looks at him. Really fucking looks at him like he’s looking at her. Looks in his eyes and he feels like the whole world revolves around him, like he’s skipped the tracks and landed in a different universe. Landed in the universe where something that had only ever been a shimmering light, a hovering shape in the edge of his vision is suddenly here and suddenly real.
Time slows and Gerri says, “What if I do?”
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What do Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman think about when they're trying to get off? A serious question seeking serious answers.
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- Part 35 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts