uuugh yes... the horny teenager
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Billy smirks at him, white teeth glinting: “Finish up, why don’t you? You’re making me regret choosing you to cheat off, King Steve-”
“Don’t. Call. Me. That.”
“Okay....” Billy says, mock sweet. “How about... princess?”
(Or: Steve doesn't know if he hates or loves the pet names; all he knows is that Billy confuses him.)
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It's been six years since Eddie died. Steve manages a sporting goods store at the mall, and everyone else has moved on and left town. He's twenty-five and he's tired and alone.
But the Upside Down is shut away and he's alive and that's what really matters.
Until Eleven calls and says she feels something. Something in Hawkins.
And then Something shows up in Steve's living room and flashes sharp teeth.
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- Part 1 of The Prettiest Universe
- Part 1 of Bow to the Beast Inside: Monsterfucker Anthology
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A collection of art I haven't posted on tumblr/twt or full uncut versions.
Rating includes from Teen and Up to Explicit.
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“There’s no immediate supernatural danger to our universe currently, not at this exact moment. I’ll be sure to let you know if there is. I’m just trying to get a little buzzed and have a good night, okay? Not everyone has to be perpetually horny all the time.”
“It’s like I don’t even know you anymore!” Robin says, mock-hurt.Or, Steve has a bisexual identity crisis and Eddie just wants to make him feel good.
or or or I saw a post about Eddie having a black hankie in his back pocket which in gay hankie code in the eighties meant that you were into S&M.
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- Part 1 of Crimson and Clover-verse
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And I'll stand before the Lord of song with nothin' on my tongue (but hallelujah) by Gorgeousgreymatter
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Aug 2022
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“Shit – shit — sorry,” Steve mumbles. “I was just thinking —”
Eddie smirks over the coffee cup he’s been nursing. “I could see that. Looks like you went somewhere fun.” Steve is slightly confused by what he means by this until Eddie sets his cup on the counter he’s been leaning against and prowls his way over, wearing that ridiculous grin that always means trouble as he does. “You’ve got your 'fuck me' face on. So — handjob for your thoughts?”
Beg-your-fucking-pardon, his what?! “I — I don’t have a 'fuck me' face, asshole,” Steve hisses, even though yeah, okay, he probably kind of does, but it’s not something he needs pointed out, okay? He feels, like, completely mortified around Eddie on a daily basis already. Why add to the torture? “And oh my god, do you exist on earth just to torment me?”
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- Part 11 of There Is a Light That Never Goes Out