Valentines Day Fics!
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A Valentines Day Rescue by NotEvenCloseToStraight for ceealaina
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Feb 2019
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Bucky crowded into the booth next to Tony and slung a friendly–and protective– arm around him. “Names James Buchanan but friends call me Bucky and pretty people like you get to call me Bronco.”
He winked and Tony blushed nearly scarlet, stammering uncertainly. “Well, I–I– you– um–”
“You wanna know why they call me Bronco, sweet thing?”
“Now see here!” Ty started to object but shut up abruptly when a rather large hand clapped down on his shoulder, Steve having to apply next to no pressure to keep the other man seated.
“Now see here.” Steve repeated, voice lowering dangerously. “I think you should reconsider your tone, because if you start a scene I can guarantee me and Bucky will finish it and you don’t want that to happen.”
“Sure would be a shame if I had to ruin this pretty table by putting you through it.” Bucky added, and when Steve sent him a look, Bucky ever so casually tugged at Tony’s sleeve so Steve could see just the start of finger shaped bruises at his wrist. “Tell me Tony, how do you feel about coming over and finishing your Valentines Day dinner with us?”
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- Part 1 of Valentines Day Fics!
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An Anniversary Misunderstanding by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Feb 2019
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One year ago, Stuckony got together for the first "official" date of their new relationship and decided to celebrate by having an early Valentines Day celebration. There is terrible food, hotel mix ups, a flood and a too small bed, but its still a great night.
Fast forward one year, and its time to celebrate their anniversary. But Bucky and Steve think their anniversary is one night, Tony thinks its the other and misunderstandings abound.
Will the boys get their anniversary Happily Ever After?
(of course they will, it's Valentines Day!)
Misunderstandings abound, but don't worry-- it's Valentines Day so everything ends fluffy and sweet and happily ever after.
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- Part 2 of Valentines Day Fics!
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A Nun Approved Date by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Feb 2019
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"How's it going, Pool?
“Boy howdy am I glad you asked.” Wade crammed some fries into his mouth. “I’ve been racking my brain on how to get ol’ IronDad naked in time for Valentines Day and I’m out of ideas. Was hoping you had a few life hacks.”
“I–I–” Peter made a strangled sort of noise. “You want life hacks to get some one naked? What the heck is an IronDad? Please tell me it’s not Tony, is it Tony? OH MY GOD!”
“Don’t be such a prude.” Wade flicked a few fries at Peter’s shoulder. “It’s exactly what I said. I’m trying to get in Tony’s pants in time for Cupid’s birthday and I need some hints. You gonna help me out or what?”
“Help you out?” Peter gagged. “I think I might throw up.”
“Don’t be like that, Pete.” Wade argued. “Honestly, what did you think was gonna happen when I started hanging out with him? And who knew single dads were my kink? Plus, I’m pretty fucking weak for that Ironbod. I’m telling you, if he wore one of those early nineties era dad sweaters I’d melt right through the fucking floor.”
"This is the worst conversation of my life."
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- Part 3 of Valentines Day Fics!
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A Perfect Date Goes Horribly Wrong by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Feb 2019
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“I think we’re fine as since we’re in the bigger boat.” Tony looked nervous as the swan swam closer. “People don’t get attacked by swans, right? They’re like ballerinas and ballerinas don’t attack people.”
“Well I mean” Bucky’s eyes widened when another swan approached from the other side. “You’ve met Nat? Because she is definitely a ballerina that would attack you."
“Yeah, she is pretty terrify–ING! OH MY GOD BUCKY HELP!” Tony screeched when one of the swans jerked towards him, wings flaring and mouth open. “WHAT IS HAPPENING!?”
“Tony, wait! You’re going to fall!” Bucky grabbed at Tony’s belt loops before he pitched over the side of the swan boat. "I’m sure the bird’s just posturing– HOLY SHIT IT TRIED TO BITE ME!”
Tony screamed when Bucky screamed, the boat rocking dangerously and nearly throwing them over the sides. The bird swam away and Bucky got them settled so the boat operator would stop shouting at them from shore.“Uh, Buck?” Tony squeaked. “We have a bigger problem than mean swans.”
“The boats sinking and we’re going in the water?”
“Yep.”
“Dripping in disgusting lake goo?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
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- Part 4 of Valentines Day Fics!
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Cupid Comes Calling by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Feb 2019
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A sequel to the Christmas fic Secret Santa Shenanigan (link in fic)--
Bucky, Steve and Tony are a few months into their relationship, and with Valentines Day coming up, they are all ready to say the big LOVE word.
Of course, nothing goes according to plan and there are awkward conversations and unfortunate assumptions and a lube related incident that shall never be talked about again and things blurted out on air that should be said in private.
But there's also kissing and making up and laughing and teasing and all the other things we love.
It's Valentines Day, and Cupid Comes Calling at Channel 8 News
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- Part 5 of Valentines Day Fics!
- Part 3 of On Air Shenanigans
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Last Chance, Lap Dance by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
12 Feb 2021
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Alpha!Wade goes to the strip club on Valentines Day to watch his favorite dancer.
Stripper!Peter has different ideas about how to spend their time, ideas that involve a whole lot more than Wade just 'watching'.
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- Part 6 of Valentines Day Fics!
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Anniversary by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Feb 2021
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Bucky plans out Valentines Day and Anniversary gifts.
Tony offers his butt in some pretty lingerie.
I promise it's more romantic than it sounds.
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- Part 7 of Valentines Day Fics!
- Part 6 of Rated E For Nekkid
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Trust by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Feb 2021
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“Well hey, Ms. Romanoff.” Clint breathed a laugh when she stretched out on top of him languidly, kissed her hard and then chuckled again when he rubbed against her and felt something different in her robe. “Well well, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Natasha eased back from the kiss and cocked an eyebrow, rocked into Clint’s thigh slowly, purposefully and smiled a little bit when his cheeks burned bright red.
"...is that what I think it is?"
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- Part 8 of Valentines Day Fics!
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Rise and Grind by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2021
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Tony and Clint run a coffee shop.
Bucky is their favorite beefcake customer.
The usual shenanigans.
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- Part 9 of Valentines Day Fics!
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Reporting for Booty Duty by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2021
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“Hello boyyyyyys.” Tony Stark was a goddamn vixen standing there in almost indecently tight pants and a button up undone to his navel. His hair was tousled like he’d been fucking , his lips red from kisses and if there was any question as to whether or not it had been HIS booty putting on the lace just a few minutes ago, the query was quickly dispelled when he leaned over to pick up a bag and treated them to the sight of a well rounded butt and the unmistakable pattern of lace beneath the suit pants.
“Did Pepper tell you all about my personality quirks?” He cocked a challenging eyebrow and Steve stammered a mostly professional, “Mr. Stark, I can assure you we are comfortable with any situation that may arise over this coming weekend.”
“Are you now?” Tony bit at his lip and put a hand at his waist, allowed his shirt to slip off one shoulder and bare a strip of lace that matched the one they had glimpsed earlier. “ANYTHING that may arise?”
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- Part 10 of Valentines Day Fics!