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Why Morning Runs are a Bad Idea by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
05 May 2022
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While filming in Austria, Richard goes out for a morning run and does himself a mischief. Standard whump/ hurt/comfort story.
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- Part 1 of Top Gear Whump
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Why Are You on an IV?! by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
11 May 2022
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What could have happened just after the three presenters were picked up from the North Pole. Gratuitous hurt/comfort.
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- Part 2 of Top Gear Whump
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The Biggest Crash I've Ever Seen by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
11 May 2022
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Jeremy Clarkson has written about the Rimac crash, and how scary it was for him. This is a creative interpretation of what could have happened on the events of that day. It contains the presenters being a bit more emotional than they usually show on television.
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- Part 3 of Top Gear Whump
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Five times things went a little worse and one time things went a little better. by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
13 Jul 2022
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There have been a lot of near misses on Top Gear. This story is 6 unrelated one-shots exploring what might have happened if some of them haven't been misses. Each will be based off a quote ideally. Individual chapter summary in starting notes.
Chapter One: Bolivia Special “I’m surprised that didn’t somersault the car”
Chapter Two: Recovery from Richard’s crash, looking at a bad day while filming series 9.
Chapter Three and Chapter Four: Argentina Special: What if the presenters didn’t manage to get out of Tiera Del Fuego so easily?
Chapter Five: Vietnam special, what if there were consequences to Richard not eating?
Chapter Six, Chapter Seven and Chapter Eight: Lorry Driver episode: what if one of the complaints turned into a real threat?
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- Part 4 of Top Gear Whump
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Commotio Cordis by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
13 Jul 2022
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During filming for The Perfect Road Trip 2, Jeremy and Richard are driving in the McLaren P1. Out of nowhere a vehicle is driving on the wrong side of the road and they are in an accident with potentially devastating consequences.
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- Part 5 of Top Gear Whump
- Part 2 of Currently Unfinished Top Gear Fics
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Thirty-Year-Old Ghosts Still Have Fingers by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
21 Jul 2022
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In Richard Hammond's book 'Or is that just me' he talks about writing into Jimmy Savile's show and asking to be on it. This explores, through a series of short scenes, a what if he had been invited on the show and some of the after effects he then needed to live with.
There is no sex, or kissing of any kind described within the story.
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- Part 6 of Top Gear Whump
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Just a Scratch by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
23 Jul 2022
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Richard cycles to work when he's working at the BBC building in London. One day he is knocked off his bike by a van. He thinks he is fine, but upon arriving at the office he discovers that he is more seriously injured than he initially realised.
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- Part 7 of Top Gear Whump
- Part 1 of Clarkson, Hammond and May Whumptober 2021
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Illogical Reasoning by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
25 Jul 2022
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The funny and lighthearted segment where Richard gets dressed in all the MG branded paraphinalia and breaks the christmas tree, sparks a nightmare. One viewer becomes obsessed. What happens when he gets a ticket to be in the audience for a taping?
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- Part 2 of Clarkson, Hammond and May Whumptober 2021
- Part 8 of Top Gear Whump
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Aftermath... Aftermath... Aftermath by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville) for Ymas
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
17 Aug 2022
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This is inspired by Ymas's brilliant story 'March Fourth, Twenty-Fifteen'. A direct sequel to several of the days, this explores how the other character's react to Jeremy's sudden and shocking illness.
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- Part 9 of Top Gear Whump
- Part 3 of Clarkson, Hammond and May Whumptober 2021
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Phone Calls by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
19 Aug 2022
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Three phone calls the night of the dragster crash.
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- Part 10 of Top Gear Whump
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Sepsis by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
13 Sep 2022
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In interviews it was revealed that while filming the Grand Tour special, Seamen, Richard picked up a painful bacteria which could have been very serious if they hadn’t had medical help on hand.
What if the shot of antibiotics didn’t work?
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- Part 4 of Clarkson, Hammond and May Whumptober 2021
- Part 11 of Top Gear Whump
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You Take Them and You Talk For Hours by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
30 Sep 2022
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Whumptober Day One: Under the Influence & Unconventional Restraints
They took Coca Leaves in Bolivia and we saw the effect it had on Richard, what if it affected him to the extent the others decided he wasn't safe to drive? This is what could have happened next.
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- Part 12 of Top Gear Whump
- Part 1 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
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Something in his drink by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
02 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day Two cornered/confrontation
At an afterparty for the NTA awards, a sleezy journalist slips something in Hammond's drink. This is how Jeremy and James deal with the unexpected situation.
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- Part 2 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 13 of Top Gear Whump
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A drive in South Africa by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
04 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day Three: Gun to temple/Say Goodbye
While being driven back from one of their live shows, the boys get into a small car accident that leads to much, much larger consequences.
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- Part 3 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 14 of Top Gear Whump
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A convertable Jag in the Mist by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF
05 Oct 2022
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Whumptober day 5: Hypothermia
In the episode Blasts from the Past, Jeremy and Richard drive 1950s cars around a very cold and misty, Pyranees. What if this had more serious consequences and Richard ended up suffering from hypothermia?
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- Part 4 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 15 of Top Gear Whump
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Not Another Crash by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF
06 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day 6: I've got a pulse/screams from across the hall
Hammond keeps falling off his motorcycle as they attempt to deliver fish to bingo, but one of those times he can't just bouce back up.
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- Part 5 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 16 of Top Gear Whump
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It Was Over by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
07 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day 7: silent panic attack/shaking hands
Jeremy recieves a phone call to tell him his contract isn't being renewed in the aftermath of the Fracas and his response leaves much to be desired.
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- Part 6 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 17 of Top Gear Whump
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A Loose Carpet by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
08 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day 8: Head Trauma
One ordinary Monday, James doesn't turn up to work without a word to anyone. Concerned that something may have happened, Richard goes to extreme lengths to check his friend is okay.
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- Part 7 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 18 of Top Gear Whump
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Collapsing Motor Homes by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
09 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day 9: Caught in the Storm/Tossing and Turning
A stressful storm the night they camp in their homemade motor homes causes structural issues, meaning one of the trio needs rescuing in the pitch dark, through the wind and rain.
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- Part 8 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 19 of Top Gear Whump
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The Game of Keep Away by 19933991 (LadyAnneNeville)
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
12 Oct 2022
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Whumptober Day 10: Taser
In the middle east special, James is shown a taser at the souk. What if he bought it and it leads to lots of silliness followed by lots of pain.
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- Part 9 of Clarkson Hammond and May Whumptober 2022
- Part 20 of Top Gear Whump