Shitpants & Company
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A grizzled returning employee, the disgustingly earnest squidiot she has to carry, and the life and times of a new #Slaygent 3.
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- Part 1 of Shitpants & Company
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Coral signed up for one roommate. One. No more, no less. With how many people keep showing up to her door and inviting themselves in, it’s really starting to feel like nobody else got that memo.
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The life and times of someone who went to Salmon Run instead of therapy.
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- Part 2 of Shitpants & Company
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a dream is a wish your hearts make (when you’re stuck in hell) by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Splatoon
12 Feb 2023
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As much as she hates to admit it, there’s simply no way around things anymore:
Cordelia has a dream she shouldn’t have, and that dream is to see the stars with her own two eyes.
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- Part 3 of Shitpants & Company
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Red sky at night, sailor’s delight; red sky in the morning, sailor’s warning; red sky the whole day, the Salmonids are on their way. Fasten your seatbelts, Wahoo World, Shitpants is coming to slay.
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Jo forgets to keep all hands, feet, arms and legs outside the Maws at all times, Coral is forced to deal with the consequences, and Triton’s just along for the ride—and the money. Cephalobrick sets aren’t cheap.
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- Part 4 of Shitpants & Company
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Three, Eight, and the journey of learning and relearning how to stop and smell the roses every once in a while.
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- Part 5 of Shitpants & Company
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how to get to X-rank clams in six not-so-easy months, a guide by your local country bumpkin turfer in over her head by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Splatoon
09 May 2024
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Allie ain’t smart, but she’s a damn good shot with a pair of dualies and she’s gonna prove it to everyone—including herself.
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- Part 6 of Shitpants & Company
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you only live once (but you can die as many times as you need) by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Splatoon
24 Jul 2024
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Cordelia died and the world kept turning.
Cordelia died and Coral tried and failed and tried again to move on.
Cordelia died and Coral doesn’t know what to do when a dead girl shows up at her doorstep, because the part of her who knew how to process things like that had died then too.
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Bored after saving the world, #Slaygent 3 decides to learn to knit. This has consequences.
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- Part 7 of Shitpants & Company