Taffy's Smutty Fics
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Sunsets and Sweet Tea by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Oct 2024
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The task he decided to start with was milking the cows. Obviously, to milk cows he needed a bucket. And buckets were kept in the shed. Suguru had made his way to said shed and was about to head to the barn to milk the cows when he was stopped in his tracks by an angel. The boy was too perfect for words to describe. Suguru found himself drooling, thinking all the sinful thoughts his mama had warned him against in church. He quickly composed himself, wiping the drool from his chin with the back of his hand and standing up straight.
"Uh... ya need anything from here, angel?"
"What did you just call me?"
"Angel? Ya know, 'cause ya look like an' angel." Suguru responded, not really thinking before speaking.
"You- Do you know who I am?"
Suguru blinked. Now that he thought about it, he hadn't seen this boy around the servant quarters, and he didn't remember catching any glimpses of him when Mr. Gojo was giving him the tour of the estate.
"Satoru. Satoru Gojo."
Oh... Oh no.
Alternatively, Southern Belle Satoru meets Farm Hand Suguru and they fall in love. (Based on a Twitter thread of mine that went viral!)
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- Part 1 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
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The 'L' Word by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Oct 2024
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He was going to kill him. Suguru was going to kill that stupid Italian helper boy who kept flirting with his husband and be arrested and charged for murder on his honeymoon. He was this fucking close to lunging at the guy when his husband- his beloved, beautiful husband- turned to him and shot him the most dazzling, jaw dropping, awe inducing smile to ever grace the Earth and the heavens above. Suguru exhaled. Maybe killing this guy could wait for another day
Alternatively, Suguru and Satoru are on their honeymoon, unfortunately for Suguru, it seems like someone else has their eye on what belongs to him
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- Part 2 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
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Trick or Treat? by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Oct 2024
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Just as Satoru makes himself comfortable on the couch once more, his phone starts ringing again. The sound of Ricky Montgomery's "Don't Know How" fills his living room and Satoru sighs, fully prepared to answer it. When he does answer the phone, though, he is greeted to heavy breathing on the other side of the line.
"Uh... hello?"
Silence.
"Hellooooo? Anyone there?"
Static sounds, more breathing and silence.
Satoru rolled his eyes.
"Look, dude, either this is an accidental butt call or a prank call. And if it's a prank call, I'd like to tell you to please fuck off."
Alternatively, Suguru is off helping Kenjaku with his Halloween party, leaving Satoru all alone. That is, until a mystery caller decides to make Satoru's night a lot more entertaining.
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- Part 4 of Taffy's Crack Fics
- Part 3 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
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Only Mine by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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"Make it up to you? How?"
Satoru grinned. He tugged his wrist free from Suguru's grasp, finding something on his phone before showing Suguru the screen once more.
"My subscriber said he'd tip me $1000 if I send him a sex tape with my childhood best friend."
"WHAT?!"
Alternatively, Satoru gets a request from an Only Fans subscriber to film a sex tape with his childhood best friend. Suguru, said childhood best friend, cannot find it in himself to refuse.
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- Part 4 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
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One Bad Apple by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2024
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A part of him thinks he had known it since that first night. Suguru had thought, initially, that Satoru's beauty and intelligence were what lured him in. He now realizes that it was due to some higher power. Their relationship was like that myth about all humans having 4 arms and 2 faces before being split apart by the Gods. Yes, that was what had happened to him and Satoru. Satoru and Suguru were soulmates. Suguru knew this and, he was sure, Satoru would come to know it, too.
Alternatively, Suguru falls in love with the sexy, tired, DILFY teacher whose house he tries to vandalize. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 5 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
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Don't Get Your Panties Into A Twist by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Dec 2024
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"Jeez, Sugs. Don't get your panties in a twist."
Suguru almost laughed at the irony.
Alternatively, Suguru (thanks to Haibara) discovers breath takingly beautiful Only Fans model Satoru. A photo, an auction and several thousand dollars later, Suguru has acquired said model's panties- and he is definitely putting them to good use.
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- Part 6 of Taffy's Smutty Fics
- Part 7 of Taffy's Crack Fics
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All Glory by Sleepdeprivedstsg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Dec 2024
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What Suguru wanted was for someone to just take his dick (preferably do all the work), let him cum inside them and be done with it. No unnecessary foreplay or aftercare or cuddling or whatever else it was that people did nowadays. Suguru knew this would be an impossible ask for most people. Thankfully, though, the place he was at did not cater to 'most people'. It catered to people like him.
Alternatively, corporate finance bro Suguru is depressed and horny, so he decides to visit a glory hole and gets serviced by their 'best worker'
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- Part 7 of Taffy's Smutty Fics