Shagging For Science
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WINNER: Dramione Writers' Society Award for Most Comedic (Lessons in Quidditch NEWT Fest)
Granger and Malfoy spend an afternoon at home doing normal couple shit (i.e. they make a Sex Bet and Hermione manages to turn it into a science experiment)
“There’s only one way to settle this, you know.”
“So like you. You turn everything into a competition.”
“I’d think you would prefer to view it as an excuse to practise the Scientific Method.”
“Ugh, fine. Well, the question has already been posed, and we’re basing this on previous research. Even if your reasoning is specious. So. Hypothesis: I can get you off faster than you can return the favour.”
“Obviously, I hypothesise differently.”
“Obviously.”
“And?”
“Next step would be experimentation.”
“Race you.”
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- Part 1 of Shagging For Science
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WINNER: TIE for Dramione Writers' Society Award for Best Smut (Dearest Reader NEWT Fest)
Hermione has really had it. One of these days she is going to manage to pay for dinner. (Join Granger and Malfoy for an escalating war over who gets the bill)
She had almost made it into the other room when the bastard reformed her sublimated wall.
She was—to her immense misfortune—only about half way through it.
Now…this was a problem.
Being discovered stuck halfway through a wall in a very fancy and expensive restaurant had not been on her to-do list. Having accomplished it through the use of a spell she shouldn’t have been using yet was even more unfavourable. It was, in fact, rather a compromising situation to be in as far as her reputation was concerned.
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- Part 2 of Shagging For Science
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Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.
Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”
“Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”
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- Part 3 of Shagging For Science