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black hole fantasy by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Dec 2024
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Looking in at another universe obsessively like this, it’s a bad habit — a peek of something he can’t have, another painful tug on his heart, another pointless reminder that he’s ruined everything. Irreparably. Forever. Five times over. But he keeps looking.
Grian’s been torturing himself with this every night, anyway, what’s one more snoop?
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On Hermitcraft, there's a different version of Grian, perfectly happy with his Scar. Somehow, in the middle of Secret Life, Grian manages to wake up in his body.
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- Part 1 of this anon’s fics
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"You've got cobwebs everywhere," Scar pouts. “And sand, seriously, songbird, you sure you’re alright? Do you need anything else?”
It’s not like it’s illegal to ask someone to preen your wings. It's an emergency. It wouldn't actually mean anything. And Scar doesn’t even know. It’s only weird if Grian makes it weird.
"Actually," Grian says. "Um. Do you think you could help me with my wings?"
He makes it weird.
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- Part 2 of this anon’s fics
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Grian should’ve seen this coming. He should’ve known. He could have stepped in. It wouldn’t have been hard to follow Scar, to make sure he never left in the first place, to lock him in their sandcastle. Grian could have killed Martyn before any of this ever happened.
The realization hits him slowly. It's not too late. He can fix this.
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Scar dies early, Grian brings him back. It doesn't go the way he anticipates.
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- Part 3 of this anon’s fics
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come on in and cover me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Jul 2025
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A bright, glowing green lightsaber cuts through the door of Grian's cell. Buzzing as it goes, the metal metals like it’s nothing, arcing in a circle just big enough for a person to fit through. It looks straight out of an action holo. The cut-out part of the door pushes through and crashes onto the floor near Grian’s feet.
A head of tousled brown hair leans into the cell. Eyes as green as the lightsaber meet Grian’s. The man’s face breaks into a knowing, roguish grin.
“I’m Scar Goodtimes,” he says with a flash of his teeth. “We’re here to rescue you.”
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
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- Part 4 of this anon’s fics
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Joel spills the entire story front to back. When he’s all done, Grian thinks for a beat, squinting out into their messy kitchen.
“Right, but how exactly does any of that lead to you jerking Scott Smajor off in Scar’s bathroom?”
Joel buries his head in his arms.
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Despite the best effort of his friends, Joel's boring, miserable summer is on track to become a boring, miserable life. Just when he's starting to make his peace with it, he ends up face to face with his blue-haired nemesis in a house party bathroom.
Things don't stay boring for long.
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- Part 5 of this anon’s fics
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“I should tell you that I missed on purpose, last night," Cuteguy says, his handgun aimed right between Scar's eyes.
Something about his face — the part Scar can see, anyway — is vaguely familiar. His nose and below are covered by a black mask. There are big, nearly rose-tinted sunglasses shoved up into his hair, which is a little bit brown but not quite all the way there. He's very pretty.
"I figured," Scar says honestly.
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By day, Scar's a lawyer with little actual regard for the law. By night, he's Hotguy — Hermit City's one and only vigilante hero. Just when things are finally getting interesting in the office, a new mysterious new criminal appears in the city. Scar is distracted enough that he hardly notices the conspiracy unfolding all around him.
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- Part 6 of this anon’s fics