tomfoolery
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foolproof, foolhardy by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Jun 2025
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.
A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.
Emphasis, of course, on fool.
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- Part 1 of tomfoolery
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi has loved his best friend's Jedi master for years. That's not an excuse for what happens next, but it's the truth. He has loved Anakin Skywalker in some form or fashion since he was a youngling.
When Ahsoka gets too drunk on a night out after the end of the war and Obi-Wan is tasked with seeing her safely home and to her bed, things turn heated and charged between Master Skywalker and Obi-Wan. It's a bad idea from the very beginning. There's no way Master Skywalker will be able to give him what he really wants, because there's no way in the entire galaxy that Master Skywalker loves him the way Obi-Wan has loved Master Skywalker.
If he did, he would have chosen him as his padawan.
Not that Obi-Wan still thinks about that.
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- Part 2 of tomfoolery