the rule not exception
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baby, i've been here before by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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The first thing Wade hears the old man say is "You gotta be fuckin' kidding."
Wade can't respond immediately, because his lungs are still knitting back together from being blown the fuck open by a shotgun, and it's hard to talk when you can't push air past your vocal cords, alright? But by the time he's pulled himself back to his feet and dusted himself off, he's back together enough that he can wheeze out a reply.
"You always greet visitors like that? Fuck, that hurt, y'know. Nothing like a shotgun blast to the solar plexus to really get you going in the morning. Fuck espresso, right? Apologies to Miss Carpenter."
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- Part 1 of the rule not exception
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i got a date; i'm a sword-swallowing whore by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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Wade may have fallen for Logan under the Time Ripper, but there's no fucking way Logan fell for him back. Why the fuck would he? But when he smiles, sometimes Wade swears to god he's seen it before. That same soft look, on an older man's face.
It doesn't hurt. Wade can live with it. He can live with it.
So he watches Logan sleep, and he pines like an army wife for a man in touching distance, in kissing distance.
Close enough to lose.
(in which Wade holds out for as long as he can before he goes back to visit the old man that shot him.)
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- Part 2 of the rule not exception
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he's got a soul as sweet as blood-red jam by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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Wade's Inconvenient Feelings about Logan aren't going away. In point of fact, they are getting worse.
Sometimes Wade wakes up in the morning and Logan has inched closer to him in the night, so they're touching--sometimes one of Logan's whole big meaty arms is flopped over Wade's chest or stomach or back, even. Damn near a proper cuddle. And Wade doesn't move, fuck, he hardly breathes, he just lies there, electrified and tingling everywhere their skin is in contact. Scared to let on that he's awake, scared to wake Logan up and cut the moment short.
He feels like a creep. He can't stop.
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- Part 3 of the rule not exception
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lookin' out for you is a kind of waiting game by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Sep 2025
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Wade is in deep shit. He is currently as screwed as a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory. A non-Pixar rat at a dinner party. A snowball in hell.
Things could not be worse if it were pissing down literal piss.
(In which Wade Wilson lies in the bed he made.)
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- Part 4 of the rule not exception
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mistaken for closeness by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Wade groans, bonks his head against the old man's shoulder. "No. He isn't into me," he says, slowly, like he's trying to explain poker to a toddler. Which he would never do, unless it would be really funny.
"Nah, that ain't right," the old man says, in apparent disbelief. "Is that why you marched in here lookin' like you'd seen a ghost?"
"No," Wade replies. "I walked in here looking like I'd seen a ghost because something way worse happened. He says he wants to meet you."
The old man's grin could be visible from space. "Well? What'd you say?"
"Before or after I finished shitting my pants?"
(In which Logan meets the old man.)
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- Part 5 of the rule not exception