Hermit shenanigans
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Watching Eyes by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Sep 2025
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The three men blanched and Hotch could have sworn he saw Grian's eyes flash purple, but that was impossible. They looked at one another in shock and made a few confused gestures.
“But that doesn't-” The tallest started, another Brit huh, but was cut off by Scar, “Mumbo we are here.” Grian however shook his head adamantly, "There's no way it can't be.” He denied.
They both turn on him then, “Grian why couldn't it be?” Mumbo asks exasperated. “Because I'm the one that brought us here.” Grian insisted desperately.
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What if Hotch and Reid ran into the boys?
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- Part 1 of Hermit shenanigans
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The Fox and The Parrot by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
15 Sep 2025
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“I need help grooming them and now normally I'd have Mumbo do it, but he's busy and I don't want to interrupt hi-”
Etho cut him off as he started trying to explain himself somewhat desperately, “Grian it's fine I'll help it's not a problem.”
Grian all but deflates, “Thank you so much they're killing me.”
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Gritho Wing Grooming
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- Part 2 of Hermit shenanigans
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Everything had gone wrong, absolutely everything. Somehow people had gotten into the server which wasn't supposed to ever be able to happen. The fact that people got in alone was telling of their intent.
Xisuma was freaking out as was everyone else but X specifically. After all these were his players to protect, his family to keep safe. But safety wasn't an issue, oh no. They'd let a monster in years ago you see, and that monster wouldn't let anything hurt its own.
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Grian protects his family
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- Part 3 of Hermit shenanigans
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A Curious Observer by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
27 Sep 2025
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“I just hope Schpood will be reasonable.”
Grian chuckled, “Schpood and reasonable in the same sentence is not something I think I've heard before.”
“That's what I'm afraid of.” Saparata grumbled.
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Grian checking out the State SMP
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- Part 4 of Hermit shenanigans