If you weren't so stupid...
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There was a beat before Rosie hazarded, “Everythin’ okay?”
“No.” Alastor gave a humorless laugh. “I quit!”
“You what?”
The laughter kept bubbling up until he was cackling, eyes watering.
“…that’s not concerning at all. It’s not like ya to just throw in the towel. What happened?”
Alastor wiped mirthless tears from his eyes, struggling to get his breathing back under control before he found himself in the midst of a full blown panic attack. “The CEO of the company commented on my appearance and then heavily implied he intended to fuck me. I wish I’d actually hit him. I should have.”
“Ya absolutely should not have! The last thing your mama needs is for you to wind up behind bars for beating the CEO of VoxTek to a bloody pulp in the lobby of his own damn tower.”
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Alastor's first day of his internship at VoxTek does not go well. Unsurprisingly, it's all Vox's fault.
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- Part 1 of If you weren't so stupid...
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“Ready to give up yet?” his boyfriend asked, reaching across the small table to cup Alastor’s cheek in one hand.
He hated how he instinctively leaned into that gentle touch. Vox’s hands were always warm, unlike his own. Soft, too.
“You’re being such a good boy for me, Al.”
Color flooded his face and he shifted his grip to his knees instead. “Not. Here,” he hissed. His eyes said otherwise, much to his dismay.
That was what made this all so annoying. Alastor wanted this. He’d listened for months as Vox described this precise scenario in filthy detail. How Alastor would insert the toy and then let him control it when they went out to dinner for their fifth anniversary.
How he'd gone from the CEO's reluctant intern to agreeing to let the man play with him in public in the span of a few years was… Well, maybe he wasn’t as immune to Vox's purported charms as he liked to believe.
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Between malfunctioning sex toys, car sex, and the very serious question Vox needs to ask Alastor, this anniversary is certainly one they won't forget.
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- Part 3 of eternalscout's Bottom Alastor Week Oneshots (2025)
- Part 2 of If you weren't so stupid...