2x2
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CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH
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John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)
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- Part 1 of 2x2
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“Rox, is this one of those what if we had kids scenarios?”
“No, this is one of those my best friend and I are in our underwear and it seems a shame to waste a perfectly good opportunity thingies.”
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Backstory for To by Too/I Was Aiming for His Head. "Chose not to use archive warnings" because Roxy and Dirk are 15.
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- Part 2 of 2x2
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You’re used to all-bark-and-no-bite Vantas, blustering blowhole with nothing to back it up Vantas. This Vantas, the one who looks at you like he wants to eat you alive and chew you into little pieces and dig into your bones with his fangs and spit you out when he’s done, surges up to meet you, mashing his mouth on your lips in an uncoordinated assault of spit and teeth.
Your dick hurts.
[Backstory for To by Too.]
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- Part 3 of 2x2
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GT: Oh for flips sake get over it you scoundrel!
TT: Thanks, I hadn't even considered that.
GT: Sarcasm?
TT: You betcha.--
Jake can only do friends; Dirk doesn't want friends. Roxy loves indiscriminately; Dirk's has turned into obsession. Jade likes peering into the mechanisms; Dirk wants to reverse-engineer perfection. Princes destroy their aspects, but the only heart Dirk has broken is his own.
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- Part 4 of 2x2
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You're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
-- Shepherd Book, Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds
In which a violetblood puts his foot in his mouth flirting with a mustardblood and gets whacked with a newspaper by a tealblood; a mutantblood hates the violetblood for flirting with the mustardblood and gets whacked with a newspaper by a jadeblood; the jadeblood and tealblood can't choose a quadrant; the mustardblood doesn't want to choose at all; and the mutantblood breaks every vow ever made.
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- Part 5 of 2x2
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Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)
EB: rose, i need help.
EB: everyone is hot.
TT: Oh, John.
EB: what???
TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.--
Backstory for To by Too. "Chose not to use archive warnings" because John and Rose are 16.
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- Part 6 of 2x2
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Polyamorous nomad Jade Harley crashing couples' bedroom parties and generally being a sexy badass.
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- Part 7 of 2x2