10 Works in Hal (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

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    Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.

    Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?

    (A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)

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    ❝❛𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻, 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽? 𝓦𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴, 𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹.❜❞

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    After the awful events at Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Mr. Poe, an extremely unhelpful banker, takes the Baudelaire siblings to Prufrock Preparatory School, thinking putting them in an educational environment will solve their problems, also known as Count Olaf. There, they meet the Quagmire siblings, three quadruplets with a backstory suspiciously similar to their own. Together, they begin looking into the mystery that has plagued both sets of siblings since the deaths of their parents.

    But of course, nothing stays safe in the Baudelaires’ world for long, and Count Olaf, also known as their problems, isn’t far behind. Halfway between the bleak beginning to their story and the enigmatic end, Count Olaf and his troupe chase the Baudelaires to four more locations, each more far-flung than the last. But the mystery was never solved at Prufrock Prep, and it continues to chase the Baudelaires as they try to put a stop to Count Olaf’s new schemes — that are somehow even more despicable than before.

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    After the Autumnvale children experience a extreme tragedy and now have to reckon with the fact they were now orphan, they are soon met with a man who isn't quite over a rejection he had faced years ago. Unfortunately, while the eldest of the Autumnvale children were a set of twin, their first guardian seems to have a very keen eye on the young girl...

    "What? Do I look like your girlfriend?"
    "No... she was never my girlfriend... but god... I won't let go of this second chance."

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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    After Isadora has attempted suicide,
    She and Duncan must be rescued by people inside
    Livie loses her job, but remains Jacques’ protegee*
    You must not know if Dr. Snicket outs her family

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

    *“Protegée” is pronounced without the diacritical mark to rhyme with “family”.

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    Just like the title says, the Baudelaires and Quagmires get an actual competent guardian. As anyone familiar with my work could tell you this fic is a wild ride. This fic is a mix of the books and the tv shows for both A Series of Unfortunate Events and Alex Rider.

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    (A HDM/ ASOUE AU.) With the Baudelaire siblings now enrolled in a rather dismal boarding school, one would expect their lives to become relatively simple now, with boring teachers, unpleasant classmates and gross cafeteria food marking the extent of their problems. Of course, anyone who truly expects this to happen has not been paying attention. Before long, the Baudelaires' past will catch up with them, bringing deceit, kidnapping and an exhausting exercise programme into their miserable lives.

    Escaping the sinister Count Olaf's schemes, however, is just the beginning of another string of miserable misadventures, which take them from a glamorous apartment in the City, to numerous vastly frightening destinations in the Hinterlands- culminating in more deceit, more kidnapping and another devastating fire.

    This time, though, the siblings are concerned about more than just the Count, his cohorts and his scarlet salamander. A mystery lies out in the Hinterlands- three mysterious letters that may help the Baudelaires find the answers they seek. So why does every lead seem to lead them nowhere? Why do false alarms and red herrings seem to lurk around every corner? Perhaps some answers simply aren't worth finding...

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    Nothing has been the same for the Addams children since the remains of the Baudelaire mansion was mistaken for their own home. Despite relentless hardships, they stay determined to reunite with their parents, who turn out to have more secrets than they let on. Whether or not you've seen the previous plights of the Addams siblings, it's not too late to turn away from this tragic tale once and for all.

    Written in script form. Includes The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival, each in two parts.

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    ...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.

    I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.

    The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.

    If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)

    Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.

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    What if the Quagmire triplets didn’t escape in Hector’s mobile home? What if they suffered through all the things that happened to the three Baudelaire children after their escape from the Village of Fowl Devotees?

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