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    Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.

    Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?

    (A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)

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    3/?
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    Unfortunate generation have a group chat!
    Heavily inspired by Asoue chat fic by Socks_278!

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    1/?
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    After the Autumnvale children experience a extreme tragedy and now have to reckon with the fact they were now orphan, they are soon met with a man who isn't quite over a rejection he had faced years ago. Unfortunately, while the eldest of the Autumnvale children were a set of twin, their first guardian seems to have a very keen eye on the young girl...

    "What? Do I look like your girlfriend?"
    "No... she was never my girlfriend... but god... I won't let go of this second chance."

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    2/?
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    "This is ridiculous. There can't be no one out here.

    Can there?"

    In which Klaus is forced to spend the summer before college with Monty and his distressingly handsome farmhand, Duncan. Maybe... it won't be all bad?

    (title from Meanwhile Back at Mama's by Tim McGraw)

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    Dear Reader,

    After 9 years since it was known that the Baudelaire orphans have left the island, I have finally found sufficient evidence of the events the transpired afterwards.

    If by chance you have been quite unlucky these past few days, then I regret to inform you that today is another unlucky day for you. If you have thought that the terrible tales about the lives of the Baudelaire orphans were already finished, I suggest you continue living on with that belief. It would be best to find another book to read in order to spare yourself from the misery and despair that awaits you upon further progression into this book's contents.

    Surely there must something more preferable than reading about what happened to the two sets of well-known orphans, a former hotel manager, a vague trail of sightings, scrumptious carrot cake, and other unpleasant details you certainly would not be interested in.

    With all due respect,
    Scarlet L.

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    “I hope they’re safe.”

    Duncan was staring at a newspaper clipping he had found during their stay in the elevator shaft. It showed Klaus, Violet, and Sunny in their Prufrock uniforms, staring glumly at the camera next to Mr Poe’s smiling face. The headline and surrounding article had been torn off and the photo was crumpled, but it showed their friends, and that was all they needed.

    “I hope so too,” Isadora agreed quietly.

    OR

    the quagmires and their adventures from going up into the balloons, reuniting with quigley, reuniting with the baudelaires, and everything in between.

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    “Would you like a special discount deal? It’s three rooms total at a reasonable price. It’s two nice rooms with multiple twin beds with an adjoining bathroom can that be split among your children, and one lover-ly suite for yourselves, and yourselves only.”

    When the woman behind the front desk said it, Widdershins thought that going by the wording, he would finally get to sleep in a nice bed. Alas, that is clearly not the case. The suite has a king-size bed fit for a couple, be it dating or newlyweds. Widdershins couldn’t help but give a side glance at Hector. Hector narrows his eyes at the bed, and he runs a hand through his bangs. It’s good to know that Hector isn’t too happy either.

    “This certainly explains the odd wording.” Hector lifts up the right corner of the comforter, bedspread, and top sheet, exposing the mattress underneath. It’s very clean. Very much recently washed for a couple that never showed up.

    (Or, Hector and Widdershins don't share a bed for the night, for past events make it almost impossible.)

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    A group of seven are still attempting to live their lives far away from the influences that is the Volunteer Fire Department.

    (It's much more random in showing the progress this time around.)

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    21/?
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    3
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    Even in the darkness, she can see the bloodstains across the pillowcase, on her own bare arms, smeared on the pale wooden headboard. It shocks her so badly she jolts upright, something roaring in her ears in the place of her conspicuously absent heartbeat.

    Easy, darling,” Esmé shushes her fondly. “Don’t panic. I can help you.

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    3/?
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    “I don’t believe what I am seeing,” Isadora breathed as she watched her brother climbing the ladder leading to the hot air mobile home. Was she hallucinating from the oxygen changes in the higher altitude? Did Hector accidentally serve them molded food that was affecting her perception of reality? Maybe she never woke up and she was still dreaming in bed? If that was the case, she wanted to stay in this dream forever.
     

    (Or: the AU no one asked for where the children are cared for by Olivia Caliban)

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    Lemony Visits the village of VFD after the events of The Vile Village.

    (Title taken from ‘The night we met’)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    What if the Baudelaires did make it onto the self sustaining hot air mobile home in The Vile Village?

    Romance, jealousy, shenanigans, and unfortunate events intensify...

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    13
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    Hector agrees to let his kids (the Quagmire triplets+Fiona) go to the cinema with their friends. He regrets that decision.

    Or: The unfortunate gen kids see the Barbie movie.

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sextuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

    Note: Here’s an edit from some years later. Sometimes I will spell sextuplets as ”sixtuplets”. This is because English is not my first language and no one told me I had misspelled it this whole time.

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    Josephine can be quite adventurous. Josephine can be fierce and formidable.

    But most of all, Josephine can be careful.

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    It doesn't matter who makes the call, or who receives the call.

    All that matters is that conversation occurs.

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    Hear me out-- hear me out!! this is genius. i'm a literary genius.

    What if the Baudelaires made it onto the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home at the end? What if that was only the beginning of their story?

    ft. an invisible Klaus, a Violet that can see hollows, a ymbryne Isadora, a shapeshifting Quigley, and a Duncan who makes plants grow.

    a better description is loading. it's like three am and i am tired.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    "Because I promised you, remember?"

     

    After entering headquarters at ten, Beatrice and Olaf were not too happy to study Theatrics alongside each other. But when their dedication began to get them in trouble, they discovered something quite unexpected.

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    “I have to say, Hector, the suit looks like it’s in good condition.” said Lemony suddenly. “But it is in good condition though?”

    “Is there a difference?”

    (In which Hector makes a decision due to Lemony's insisting that slightly impacts the latter's future.)

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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