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    “We’re not dating. We’re buds. We just have this thing where sometimes he, y’know, chases me around, and I run for my life, and he tries to catch me. And then we fuck.” He tried to casually sip his drink, which would have worked better if there had been any of it left. April noticed this with the part of her brain that wasn’t immediately occupied with picturing how this thing he described would work. In detail. “Like you do.”

    “I don’t.” She propped her chin up on one hand, staring at him. “How long have you had this...thing with Donnie?”

    “Eh.” Casey rolled to his feet, all rough grace and long legs. “Like five years now?”

    “Years?!”

    Or, sometimes there are many benefits to talking about sex with the friends you've experienced foundational parts of your psyche with. Chapter 1 is talking chapter 2 and anything after is smut

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    He was a scientist, a scholar, and a ninja above all else. He prided himself on his intellect, and the fact that his mind had saved the lives of his brothers countless times.

    But he was also a soft-shelled turtle.

    And soft-shelled turtles bite.

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    You are the Technodrome. Nothing alive or dead dares sink its teeth into your flesh, and yet you feel a fang pierce your unarmored flank and tear it open just wide enough for three vermin to slip inside.

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    The aftermath of the Krang, and of pulling Leo out of the portal. 90% comfort and silly banter.

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    “Says here that sometimes turtles are cannibalistic,” Donnie reads.
    “Canna-what,” Leo says.
    “They eat each other,” Donnie says flatly. "For nutrients. Sometimes. Apparently red-eared sliders specifically eat softshells all the time.”
    Leo pauses with the yo-yo. Heeey. He glances up to find Donnie hasn’t even looked up from his book. “What, like us?” he asks suspiciously.
    Donnie lowers the book and meets his gaze. “Mhm.”
    There’s a long moment where they just stare at each other.
    Then Leo makes a face and rolls over and onto his back. “Well, that’s just stupid. Why would I wanna eat you when pizza’s right there?”

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