AChickenCollector
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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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Soulmates And Where to Find Them by Lumeleo
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 May 2015
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Hobbits, Bilbo finds, have an exceedingly simple way of finding their soulmates: You fall in love with who you will, and once you both feel the same, you'll get your marks. Dwarves, in typical dwarven fashion, do everything backwards, getting their marks first and then trying to find the matching one. Really, he's quite content to be courted by Thorin, who has no mark at all.
Kíli has no mark, either, until they come to Mirkwood, and things get needlessly complicated. Because of course elves do things yet another way, as though Bilbo didn't have enough of a headache already.
Of course, there's also the ultimate question: how to tell about your pregnancy to a partner who is not only gold-mad, but also doesn't believe in the existence of illegitimate children?
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- Part 1 of Mates, Marks, Souls and Such
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01 Feb 2026
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Lovesick Blues by Roselightfairy, TAFKAB (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
04 Oct 2018
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Dwarves do not always know when they have found their one mate—so if they separate without realizing it, their bodies have a quick-acting and unpleasant way of alerting them: the amral barzûlegûr, or lovesickness. No one knows what effect such an illness might have on another race—in all the known history of dwarves, such a thing has never happened before. Until now.
When Legolas and Gimli each fall inexplicably ill after parting to return to their homes, their families must find out what’s wrong—and must reunite them before it’s too late.
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01 Feb 2026
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I would know him at the end of the world by Adarian
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Oct 2017
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When Gimli is injured in the Battle of Helm's Deep, he is blinded and deafened. In his darkness, he can recognize Legolas and clings to him, trusting no one else.
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01 Feb 2026
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“I was wondering,” Gimli had said at the beginning of it. “Isn't it about time you get started on that boat of yours?”
It has been over one hundred years since the War of the Ring. Gimli and a dwarf girl named Mâglah help Legolas build his ship to sail into the west. While they are working, Legolas realizes that there are a lot of things that have been long unexpressed between him and his dearest friend, things that must be said and done before it is too late.
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01 Feb 2026
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Gimli just wants everyone to stop meddling where they aren't wanted, but there are certain things he needs to accept, and things that need to come to light.
Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
01 Feb 2026