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    Beep beep bee-beep.

    The chipper little four-tone riff from Kim Possible rings from Peter's phone, and it snaps him out of his fugue state enough that he’s able to groan and grab it out from under his pillow. Normally, he’s happy enough to hear Deadpool’s text tone, but there’s nothing he could want at this hour that Peter’s going to be particularly jazzed about. When Wade texts this late, it’s either an emergency on patrol or a sleep-drunk attempt at a booty call, and Peter’s not in a place to entertain either of those ideas.

    But he’s at least going to have the decency to text him back and tell him to fuck off.

    He opens the phone.

    There’s no messages.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “Stop putting words in my mouth.” Peter chides. Wade misses when he was sleepy and sexy. Not snarky and… okay still pretty sexy. But now very, very awake. With those baby browns that normally make him melt. Right now they’re filled with an emotion Wade Never wants to see in them again.

    His body stands, reaching for a mask and gloves. “I’m going out.”

    “I gave you the perfect dick joke offer, you didn’t even–” Peter stops mid-blabber. “Is this a fight?” He looks exhausted in the glance Wade steals as he rushes to the door.

    “When is it not, baby boy?” He blows him a kiss, just to make the way he slams the door hurt worse.

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    AKA, the one where Wade Wilson will go down kicking and screaming before he lets himself have something good.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Did you know that catfish are v-very smart?” The man spoke, his voice pitching higher, a nervous warble to his words. When you regarded him with patient interest, he continued, “They have good memories. Studies show they can remember a voice from five years prior.”

    “Hm,” you hummed. Suddenly, the wide-mouthed creature meandering past the glass seemed a little more interesting. “How do you know that?”

    “My brother, um, really likes cats…fish.” The man blinked, something unreadable flashing in his brilliant eyes. His lips twitched up, as if he was about to laugh at a joke you hadn’t caught. Instead, he cleared his throat, repeating, “Catfish.”

    Your work at the aquarium café becomes more interesting when you gain a new regular.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    For three weeks now, Leviathan had—like clockwork—walked into your room every Monday and Tuesday afternoon, gift in hand.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Tsumugi breaks his glasses. In a show of solidarity, the other glasses-wearers of ES band together to find a solution.
    Natsume plays the witness.

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    23 Feb 2026