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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's almost Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year... at least until Adam receives a shocking call from someone he'd rather never see, revealing an extraordinary secret and asking for his help to save Christmas. Thus, Adam finds himself caught up in a truly absurd situation, one he's forced to drag Charlie into, since she seems to be the only one who can truly help him and Lucifer. The goal? Transform the whole Pentagram City into Santa Claus's town, and above all, ensure no demons try to eat the children. All this while the unlikely members of this crazy team must do their best not to go mad, which is no easy feat. And also to refrain from beating up those responsible for this mess.

    This is the unofficial sequel to the story "How the legend of Santa Claus was really born". If you haven't read it, don't worry; the gist will be explained. However, I recommend reading the other one first, especially since it's very good and just a one-shot, so not even too long to read.

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    19 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Clara tells Rosie that she's dating someone.

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    12 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    For eons, it had been a well-known fact that sinners were barren. It was a Heavenly decree. Just another part of damnation: That sinners would never be granted the blessing of children. So why now—on top of her relationship with Zestial, her fears of retribution for her part in Vox's uprising, and the continued struggles of being a mother in Hell—did Carmilla Carmine find herself contending with symptoms she knew all too well from the pregnancies of her human life?

    It was impossible.

    At least it should have been, if not for the actions of a naive but well-intentioned angel, starting to revoke Heaven's unfair decrees. Conveniently without ever thinking to give Hell a head's up.

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    “ALASTOR!”, Rosie’s voice rang out, sharp and cutting through the silence. She took a shaky breath, then continued in a higher pitch, feigned with pain and fury: “How could you … betray me like this?!”
    Alastor was frozen in place. Not by fear, not by embarrassment, but by the sheer absurdity of the situation. What was this?! An accusation? A performance? He opened and closed his mouth in confusion as his brain desperately tried to process what the fuck was happening.

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    Rosie decides the best way to get back at Alastor for breaking their contract is a dramatic, public breakup.

    (Chapter 1 is a complete story, full of light-hearted comedy. In chapter 2 the aftermath of the events is explored - please mind the tags for chapter 2!)

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    02 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Zestial governed his life and safety by a simple rule: to not allow anyone to come near him again.

    Projection onto Zestial idk

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    20 Nov 2025