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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Of course a man like you wouldn’t know how to brew a cup of tea,” came a haughty voice. He froze, then forced himself to relax, turning around to see her there.

    All she wore was an oversized red Quidditch shirt, which barely covered her arse.

    He tried not to remember how she’d looked in his fantasy with the leaking tip of his cock between her plump lips.

    Instead, he was distracted by big brown eyes and button nose sprinkled with freckles, along with her pursed lips and arms crossed over her chest. The scorn in her voice only made her more appealing.

    “What’s that supposed to mean, a man like me?” he asked, looking down his nose at her. He’d spent years perfecting his steely glare, longer than she’d been on this earth.

    Surely he could handle this little brat.

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    Draco comes back to Britain after being away for years, only to find that his best friend’s adult stepdaughter brings out his own daddy tendencies.

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    03 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Penelope has absolutely had it. Alfred has finally revealed his true colours. Portia will never change.

    When her friend Rae's backpacking trip to Australia coincides with Penelope's life and relationship falling apart, she decides to take the risk and tag along.

    An unexpected job presents itself and Penelope finds herself working in a pub, surrounded by some very sweaty, very muscly Australian Rules football players. Including one Colin Bridgerton.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    In the year 1818, Hermione Granger's life is drastically altered when an offer from the Malfoy family comes about.

    Marry Lord Draco Lucius Malfoy, help cure him and in return her own magic will be restored.

    There's just one minuscule predicament.

    Lord Malfoy abhors Hermione Granger.

    Hermione Granger refuses to endure high society rules and obligations.

    And why, pray tell, had she not been made aware that Lord Malfoy is a father?!

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    At a Featherington ball in July of 1814, Colin Bridgerton makes one unfortunate mistake: he assumes Penelope Featherington cannot hear him.

    Matters deteriorate rapidly thereafter.

    Or: Penelope publicly eviscerates several gentlemen at a ball, society loses its collective mind, and Sebastian St Clair, Earl of Fife, discovers that being verbally destroyed by a clever woman is very much his particular interest.

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    28 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    His kind do not surface often. The old stories say it invites trouble—human nets, human curiosity, human cruelty. Anthony reminds him of this regularly. Colin has never cared, and this is the part of his day he looks forward to most. The slow ascent toward the light. The knowledge of what waits for him above.

    Who waits for him above.

    The Little Mermaid AU exactly one person asked for. Artwork by YoukaiYume.

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    25 May 2026