6 Bookmarks by Agent_Snow
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You're a new hire on base, the Bookkeeper (or just Keeper). Your job is to take note of all of non-despawning bodies, note how they died, any injuries, whatever else seems important, take some close-ups for proof, then cremate them (as it's easier to get rid of ash than a whole ass body). You also repeat this process with any random bodies Ms. Pauling may bring in. Overall, you're having a time.
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27 Jan 2026
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It’s best not too think too hard about anything when it’s your turn in the box. Of course, it was much more than a box, but every member of the team lovingly, or full of disgust, called it that. Box duty was Medic’s idea, of course it was, who the fuck else would come up with an idea as insane, but also insanely practical as this?
The mercs take turns inside the "box", an initiative started to relieve sexual tension. In order to use it, everyone also has to provide service inside the box.
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12 Oct 2025
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Dell takes you to visit his ranch for a bit of relaxing. It's old and doesn't have any animals in the barns anymore, but maybe y'all could find a cow around just to give the place some activity for the day.
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04 Sep 2025
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Sniper has one, ONE job; to snipe the former president of the United States, Donald Trump. Spy gets dragged along.
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19 May 2025
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a pile of headcannons describing how the tf2 mercs would act as your partner! both SFW and NSFW
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05 May 2025
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Sirens are very dangerous. But also... quite handsome.
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28 Mar 2025