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zoro, sanji, and the unused box of condoms by eat_crow
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Sep 2024
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Getting some privacy on the Thousand Sunny is harder than it looks.
Or, five times Zoro and Sanji are interrupted, and one time they aren't.
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- Part 3 of i was doing fine (then i met you)
Bookmarked by Alekinil
27 Mar 2026
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"I could fuck you in your sleep," Sanji defends. Zoro snorts.
"I'd wake up. I'm never that under," she says.
"That is a fucking lie," Sanji says.
In which Sanji doesn't know when to quit and Zoro has it coming.
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- Part 4 of i was doing fine (then i met you)
Bookmarked by Alekinil
27 Mar 2026
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When Nico H told Lewis: “Hey, man, I just overheard some FIA officials, they were talking about making some sorta big secret public for drama? Leak something.”
Nobody could’ve predicted that following drivers’ meeting.
(Yes, maybe the grid should work on their communication skills.)
Bookmarked by Alekinil
27 Mar 2026
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The commentators’ voices filtered through the pit wall speakers at low volume, muffled by static, but clear enough.
“Alonso’s chasing his second title this year, if he can keep Schumacher at bay. Despite his DNF in Budapest, he’s held a ten-point gap on the Ferrari driver…”
And when the camera showed the #1 emblazoned blue and yellow Renault, Lance knew. If he was chasing his second title, with Michael Schumacher still on the grid, this wasn’t Istanbul 2021. It was 2006.
He was in 2006.
And he had no idea how to get back.Bookmarked by Alekinil
27 Mar 2026
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When someone asks Zoro if he has a boyfriend, he casually says he had an ex. Chaos erupts—until the crew visits his house and finds Sanji cooking dinner like he owns the place. Turns out, Sanji isn’t Zoro’s ex—he’s his husband. Cue confusion, smacks, and laughter as everyone tries to make sense of Zoro’s “logic”… that technically, he wasn’t wrong.
Zoro frowned, confused. “Well, you guys asked if I had a boyfriend. But cook is my husband, not boyfriend — so, ex-boyfriend.”
“This actually makes sense,” Chopper nodded earnestly.
“NO IT DOESN’T!!” Usopp and Nami shouted in perfect unison.Series
- Part 38 of Relationship Reveal
Bookmarked by Alekinil
25 Mar 2026
