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It is a little-known fact that Max is an omega.
It is also a little-known fact that Max is actually very fashionable.
It’s an even lesser-known fact that he likes to look pretty.
[INFREQUENT UPDATES! I WRITE WHEN I HAVE AN IDEA AND CURRENLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WANT THIS TO END, I'M FINDING THE PLOT AS I GO! BE AWARE OF VERY INFREQUENT UPDATES.
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British Whore
I just heard a loud thud lol
Somebody fallen down the stairs or somethingBritney
Bitch that was me 😭
I’ve fallen
And it was right next to Lewis
I’m going to dieBritish Whore
Ohhh soo you have fallen for Lewis 😏
Britney
I’m gonna kill you
You’re a dead man, Jenson Alexander Lyons Button, mark my wordsBritish Whore
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Long story short: they love each other, your honor and they’re a complete hot mess.They also call each other “whore” and “bitch” (like… a bit too often lol)
Basically: Nico, Jenson and Lewis are colleage rookies and the rest is history.
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The begining of my ideal F1 family tree 🙈(First fic btw, I'm scared, english is not my first language, be gentle pls 🥹
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- Part 1 of The Chaotic F1 Family Chronicles
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Webbonso short one shots collection
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George Russell
Good morning everyone! As you may have seen (or heard), we are having new neighbors on the building! So, everyone welcome them and introduce yourselves and, please, be nice and don’t scare them.
(Specially you two Max and Fernando)Fernando
Wtf did i do now
Oh
UhmMax
New neighbors?landooo
huh~kimi
hello??
what is this
and why is there so many peopleGeorge Russell
Morning Kimi! This is our building chat, in which all of your new neighbors are here! So, if you have an issue or a problem don’t doubt to ask here (or just ask me privately)!~Ollie
why does he sound like a robot wtflandooo
TJATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINF FOR AGES NWO
THANSK U RNADOM GUYOr
F1 drivers living in the same building and creating chaos just because they are bored (so am I)? HELL YEAH
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- Part 1 of F1 Chatfic (i love writting chats)
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Fernando
What am I looking at?
Lewis♡
this is art, fer
embrace it
Fernando
I am not embracing a pregnant man.
Jenson😍🔥😛🌈
Sentences I never thought I would hear Fernando say part 4
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His plan was easy: get in the paddock to support his best friends, talk with his father and then head back to his hotel.
But things can be messed up easily.
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Where the double disqualification of both McLarens reminds Fernando of the worst experience of his life, and how an Australian comes along to make the night—and the rest of his life—worse, or perhaps better.
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Where two-time world champion Fernando Alonso is forced to listen to his former love, Mark Webber, after a decade of complete silence and empty stares.
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Welcome to the Las Vegas drivers’ press conference, starring Max Verstappen and George Russell! And featuring Fernando Alonso, who may or may not have orchestrated the entire thing.
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IN WHICH I REWRITE H20 JUST ADD WATER BUT PUT 2000S F1 DRIVERS AS THE CAST INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL CAST BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.
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It's the drivers' parade at Interlagos, and the Mercedes car has broken down. Red Bull comes to the rescue, but for reasons no one can figure out (including the man himself) Max asks George to join them instead of Kimi. What kind of shenanigans will ensue?
A dramatization of real life events at the 2025 Sao Paulo Grand Prix.
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𝐄𝐭 𝐭𝐮, 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐞? —
“And you, Brutus?” — the last words of Julius Caesaror: beneath the marble hush of Rome, Lewis seeks strength in the wrong embrace, never seeing that the betrayal fated to end him comes from the only man he cannot bear to doubt.
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In which a new group chat is created, and chaos ensues (takes place over the 2024-2025 winter break ♥️)
Lewis
Happy new year!!
Hope everyone has a great start to the year :)Charles
Aw thanks :)Fernando
I hope everyone has a shit year so I can win WDCLando
damn fernando the devil
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A typhoon hits Singapore and our group finds out Max is also a little.
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- Part 16 of George Russell is daddy's little peanut
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The Ghost Of You Is Close To Me (I'm Inside Out, You're Underneath) by SiriusOrionBlack05
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Aug 2025
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In the glamorous world of Formula 1, Carlos Sainz lives a double life. Celebrated on the grid, feared in the shadows. Secretly the head of the Spanish Mafia, Carlos operates with absolute control and ruthless discipline, managing a criminal empire hidden behind fame and charm. But when a violent ambush shakes the paddock and one of his own men- a traitor from his father’s era- resurfaces, his grip on order begins to slip.
Meanwhile, teammate Alex Albon slowly chips away at Carlos’ guarded exterior, unknowingly stepping closer to the truth. He notices the scars, the tattoos, the silences. But he never pushes. And that- more than anything- earns Carlos’ reluctant respect.
In this world, silence isn’t safety.
It’s survival.
Title: Goner, Twenty One Pilots
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The rookies are at it again - but this time, it’s personal.
Armed with Gen Z vibes, questionable matchmaker instincts, and way too much time during media day, Kimi, Oliver, Gabe, Isack, and Jack have one mission: MAKE VERSAINZ CANON. Whether Carlos and Max like it or not.Series
- Part 18 of Fanfic Fiasco
- Part 81 of F1 Oneshots
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is it casual now (you wonder why i’m bitter) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
01 Aug 2025
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When Lance disappears from the group chat, things go from chaotic to concerning in under eight hours. What begins as memes and teasing spirals into something none of them are prepared for — least of all Fernando, who’s suddenly boarding his private jet and reevaluating the definition of “just teammates.”
Featuring: a dramatic rescue, an extremely nosy Esteban, half the grid playing accidental therapist, and more uses of memes than anyone asked for.or:
a slow-burn love story told through group chat disasters, bad coping mechanisms, and one very ill-timed Instagram post. -
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Getting off his race suit, he slowly undoes the bandages he always uses to cover up his wrist, even with his fireproof and suit already doing the job. The media were really gossipy about who may or may not have met their soulmate and took every chance they get to attempt the slightest peak at a driver's timer, and frankly he did not have the patience to face any questions he did not have the answers of. He paused staring at at numbers inked on his wrist 00, painful reminder of his missed opportunity. He met his soulmate almost a decade ago, yet he doesn't remember it at all, hell he's not even sure what day it occurred on.
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Soulmate AU where you have a countdown until you meet your soulmate for the first time, but Fernando missed the moment it went to zero and has to live with that. -
This Ain’t My First Rodeo (No One Rides For Free) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
24 Jul 2025
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Lance didn’t mean to get caught zooming in on shirtless, cowboy-hat-wearing Fernando Alonso circa 2006 — but Fernando sees everything. And once he realizes exactly what the hat does to Lance, well… there’s only one thing to do. Buy a new one. Strut around Austin like sin incarnate. And make Lance absolutely lose his mind.
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Fernando is a flirt and Jenson is dense (he enjoys the affectionate flirting but doesn’t think Fernando actually likes him, every other driver knows the real deal).
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— What happened? Why did you break up? — Lance asks with an indifferent expression.
They sit side by side in the armchairs, with his father and his beloved opposite them. Raquel is about to say something to Lance, but Fernando interrupts her, turning his head to the carefree guy.
— Oh, you know how it goes: one night you love each other, — he says, moving his hand to Lance’s thigh. — And the second you want to fuck other people.
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- Part 2 of Nasty photo that you liked