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    Dwarves are sturdy as stone, unmovable even by a rushing river current. Hobbits, however, are soft and light like moss, and quite easily moved by water unless they have a stone to cling to. The dwarves don't seem to remember this when they choose to cross a river on foot and don't take Bilbo's concerns seriously. The decision leads to Bilbo's life being in danger and both Dwalin and Thorin (and many of the other dwarves) feeling responsible.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Poor Bilbo drowns but luckily Dwalin knows cpr

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    Before that night in the Creel House, Steve wrote a series of letters for the Party. “Just in case,” he said when giving the stack to Nancy, hoping they wouldn’t be needed.

    More than a year later, Steve is still in his Vecna-induced coma and the Party has read their letters so many times they can probably recite them from memory.

    Or: a Steve Harrington-centric Stranger Things 5 rewrite.

    (ST5 spoilers inside)

    [WRITTEN BY A HUMAN]

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Steve gets Vecna'd and ends up in a coma, he wrote letters to everyone. Its all very sad, but guess what? He wakes up, with powerd!!

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    Alastor barely survives his fight with Adam, and to make matters worse, Lilith stops by to visit with him after the whole fiasco. It doesn't go well and when she leaves, he can barely hold himself together anymore, and he gets help from an unexpected person.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Poor Alastor can't catch a break, luckily Vaggie, Charlie and Lucy are there to save him

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    Steve has never won a fight. He’s had his ass kicked left, right, and center. Hell, Johnathan has kicked his ass. Steve can bat a monster, but when it comes to people? Steve Harrington has never really won a fight.

    But that’s because he’s getting put in the wrong kinds of fights. They think he’s a hammer, when really, anyone who grew up BFFs with Carol becomes a scalpel.

    (Dustin gapes like a fish. “Holy shit, dude…” Steve would chide language if he thought it would do anything. “You just performed real life Vicious Mockery. I think that guy took psychic damage!”)

     

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    Or: someone thinks he’s tough shit and is messing with Steve’s kids. Cue the Boss Battle Music. Mama Steve rips the guy to shreds, as he should.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Steve never wins a physical fight, but he's actually such a bitch and will make you cry

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    “If brains were dynamite, Steve wouldn’t have enough to blow himself up.”

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    Steve could tell you the exact reason that comment hurt more than anything.

    Because he remembered being eleven years old, standing in front of his father in an office that has done nothing more than scare him. Tears had been burning in his eyes as he looked at his father, a man that has never shown him any ounce of love for as long as what Steve could remember. He remembers his father screaming and screaming, red in the face and veins threatening to pop out from his forehead as he hurled insult after insult at his kid.

    And what was it that little Stevie could have done that was so bad to warrant the reaction from his father?

    He had gotten a B minus on a test, one that he had been sick during and couldn’t concentrate through at all. He tried, he really had tried his fucking hardest, but his brain had been fuzzy that day, he was tired and felt like he was going to be throwing up at any given moment.

    But he really did fucking try.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Poor Steve keeps gettinf called dumb