All_Good_Names_Are_Gooone



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    Get your mind out of the gutter. The title does not mean that.
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    "I want to begin this meeting with a clarification to end the atrocious rumours making the rounds on my ship," Megatron begins the weekly staff meeting. "I am not in a relationship nor am I secretly spark bonded to Optimus Prime."

    "So he hasn't locked it down?" Starscream says, "ha. Whore."

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    Choso’s mother granted him life twice over. The first was with his unknowing conception at the hands of a nameless curse and a man whose blood defiled an already damned union. The second was by her own forceful hands, one grasping the neck of an intruder on the brink of unconscious, while the other held tight the womb which harbored Choso’s soul. One violating shove into the man’s mouth, her palm slamming against his lips to ensure the vile plunged down his throat. That was all it took to awaken the spirit who had been sealed away, a life denied no longer. Already branded a monster by virtue of her body, Choso’s mother knew it did not matter that she traded one stranger’s life for that of her eldest son, for if she didn’t, neither would be holding themselves up on their hands and knees, gasping for air. 

    These were the first of Choso’s breaths. 

    Consequently, these were about to be the last of hers.

     

    ♦ Choso gains an autonomous form much earlier in the timeline. While much is expected to change, his love for his family never will.

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    Holy fuck this was hilarious and also very delicious.

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    They become best friends.

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