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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Don’t go home with him.”

    The decidedly male voice made her jump. Her eyes snapped open and snagged on the rumpled reflection of Teddy Lupin. His warm hazel eyes were fixed on her with a startling intensity.

    “You shouldn’t be in here,” she said, trying her best not to sound as nervous as she felt. “This is the ladies.”

    “Don’t go home with him,” he said again.

    Anger flared in her belly and she whirled toward him. He had some nerve.

    “I don’t believe it’s any of your business who I choose to take home,” she said sharply. “You should be more concerned with your own date. You know, the woman climbing all over you?”

    It was meant to be a jibe, but she hated how desperate and jealous it sounded.

    “I don’t want her,” Teddy said, eyes still trained intently on her.

    Or: Hermione knows she shouldn’t be lusting after the DMLE’s newest Junior Auror, who also happens to be her best friend’s godson. When she tries to get over her wildly inappropriate crush by getting under another wizard, Hermione fails spectacularly. Instead, she finds out exactly what she’s been missing when Teddy Lupin corners her in the loo and shags her senseless.

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    21 Feb 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Nigel's off at a conference and Sydney decides to sleep in his bed, certain she'll get away with it. Until she gets a phone call.

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Sydney and Nigel have a little free time in the morning, and put it to good use.

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    09 Jan 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Beauty can be found anywhere if you look closely enough.

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    05 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Peter had managed to place the water clone in his bathtub, with the drain blocked.

    "So... You're made of water." Peter casually pointed out, sitting on the toilet to the side of the tub.

    "Yeah..." Mary Jane meekly replied.

    "...why are your clothes made of water?"

    "Excuse me?"

    "I mean, you're water because you were a clone or whatever, but... You weren't CLONED wearing those clothes. Heck, I BOUGHT those for you! How and why did they turn into water too?" He pointed out.

    "I... I don't know..." She slowly replied, a sort of innocent cluelessness in her voice.

    "By all accounts, you should've turned into water and all of your clothes should've just fallen to the ground!"

    "You... probably wouldn't wanna see me like that." She solemnly replied.

    "Naked? I've seen you naked many times before." He casually countered.

    "I mean- as water. You probably don't wanna see me clothed as water either."

    "I'd prefer naked honestly." He revealed.

    "What."

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    05 Dec 2025