Ark_of_Dumbness



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    Everyone knows that alphas and omegas are exceptional, possessing skills and senses that betas lack.

    And everyone knows that alphas and omegas can’t mate or bond with betas.

    Zanka Nijiku, since he presented as a beta, always knew he needed to work twice as hard to even be able to be on the same playing field as his teammates. To especially prepare for anything that might come his way.

    What he wouldn’t be able to prepare for is for Jabber Wonger to decide to finally make Zanka his mate.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    When Zanka is kidnapped by the Raiders, Jabber realizes he can't let his rival die. He breaks Zanka out, and, realizing he can't go back to the raiders without deadly consequences, reluctantly agrees to go with Zanka to Cleaner HQ.

    There, he and Zanka develop into something more than just rivals.

    Told in vignettes.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    "Time is almost up, Mister Cleaner," Jabber says as he turns around to see the sun peak over the horizon. A quiet sizzling sound comes from Jabber as he stands up to leave, his stride confident as he faces the morning sun.

    Zanka barely manages to gather the strength to speak, but the words spill out of his mouth anyway. "I am going to fucking kill you."

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    in which jabber is a vampire, Zanka is a vampire hunter, and the sound of Zanka's heartbeat pulls Jabber in like a siren song.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Not surprisingly, it only took Zanka a few steps to realize that he hadn't been magically teleported to a faraway land. Instead, he realized that his body felt weird, lankier, taller. His limbs felt awkward and uncoordinated. He could feel that the clothing on his skin felt different, that the usual training gear had been exchanged for a scrappy and thin shirt paired with shorts full of patchwork. He didn't even have shoes.

    No, Zanka knew that this wasn't his body to begin with.

    He couldn't help himself when elated giggling escaped past his lips. He was ecstatic. Overjoyed. He felt like he would vibrate out of his skin from the excitement.

    The switch — a unique and extraordinary event of two people switching bodies. Not just any people could switch, but soulmates. Those who are meant for each other. One soul split in half, inhabiting two bodies.

    And now, Zanka had switched. He had met his soulmate.

    Or, the Janka body swap soulmate au everyone was craving for

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    28 Jan 2026

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    After July, Wolfwood is left with nothing to his name but a piece of paper and a heavy cross to bear, so he returns to the only roots he ever had to try his hand at healing. It's a difficult process, but soon enough he'll discover that there's a damn good reason he can't let go.

    A voice calls from the east. He just needs to hear it.

    (A story about grief, healing, love, and one funny little housecat.)

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    23 Jan 2026