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• Prowl's Big Problem by NamesNotZippy (ArtsyMagic)

  Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Constructicons/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Jazz & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Bonecrusher/Hook/Long Haul/Mixmaster/Scavenger/Scrapper (Transformers)
  • Bonecrusher/Hook/Long Haul/Mixmaster/Prowl/Scavenger/Scrapper (Transformers)
  • Devastator/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Bluestreak & Prowl & Smokescreen (Transformers)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Swindle/making money
  • Constructicons (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Devastator (Transformers)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Bluestreak (Transformers)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Optimus Prime
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Sideswipe (Transformers)
  • Sunstreaker (Transformers)
  • Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Ironhide (Transformers)
  • Perceptor (Transformers)
  • Thundercracker (Transformers)
  • Skywarp (Transformers)
  • Drift | Deadlock
  • Stunticons (Transformers)
  • Combaticons (Transformers)
  • Aerialbots (Transformers)
  • Protectobots (Transformers)
  • Jetfire | Skyfire (Transformers)
  • Omega Supreme (Transformers)
  • Powerglide (Transformers)
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Assorted G1 autobots and decepticons
  • Cameos from various iterations
  • Scrapper (Transformers)
  • Hook (Transformers)
  • Scavenger (Transformers)
  • Bonecrusher (Transformers)
  • Long Haul (Transformers)
  • Mixmaster (Transformers)
  • Smokescreen (Transformers)
  • Look the cast is huge I'm not tagging all of em
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Mech Preg (Transformers)
  • Implied Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
  • Macro/Micro
  • Prowl's glorious bumper
  • Jazz is just here enjoying the show
  • Ratchet is So Done (Transformers)
  • Soundwave is So Done (Transformers)
  • Megatron's hypocrisy
  • Seekers getting swatted like flies
  • Devastator going full-on King Kong
  • Protective Devastator
  • We ignore the events of the '86 movie
  • Everyone Is Alive
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Chip is a good friend
  • Thundercracker is furiously taking notes
  • The Structies are simps for hot Autobot chassis
  • G1 Cartoon but set in the modern day
  • No beta - We rise like Fowler's blood pressure
  • Carly is a good friend
  • The Constructicons' horny thoughts
  • Prowl enduring giant sized cuddles

  Summary

  The Constructicons' repressed pining for a certain tactician finally comes to a head. Devastator has decided it's time he takes matters into his own hands.

  Megatron scrambles to regain control of his combiner. Optimus would just like his second back. The Autobots and Decepticons have to work together to solve Prowl's Devastator problem, all while humanity and the rest of the galaxy watch it all go down on Live TV.

  Prowl can't possibly be any more humiliated! Jazz can't possibly be any more entertained!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,640

  Chapters:

  3/?

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