NamesNotZippy (ArtsyMagic)
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Prowl's Big Problem by NamesNotZippy (ArtsyMagic)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
25 Mar 2026
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The Constructicons' repressed pining for a certain tactician finally comes to a head. Devastator has decided it's time he takes matters into his own hands.
Megatron scrambles to regain control of his combiner. Optimus would just like his second back. The Autobots and Decepticons have to work together to solve Prowl's Devastator problem, all while humanity and the rest of the galaxy watch it all go down on Live TV.
Prowl can't possibly be any more humiliated! Jazz can't possibly be any more entertained!
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The Musical Stylings of the Constructi-Notes by NamesNotZippy (ArtsyMagic)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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With the truce now firmly in place following the defeat of Unicron, the Autobots and Decepticons work to usher in a new era of peace in the newly established Autobot City while Cybertron heals. The Constructicons take this opportunity to finally try to find ways to court the Autobot's brilliant and beautiful second-in-command. After some not-so-successful attempts, Scavenger comes up with a novel idea based on old Praxian customs and decides to court Prowl in a way ripped straight from one of Thundercracker's trashy romances. Well, things couldn't get any worse, right? What did they have to lose?
Prowl is mortified. Jazz is a good Amica. Sideswipe is highly amused. Bumblebee just wants to make a pizza. Somehow, everything works out in the end.
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