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    Ineffable, inevitable ferryman to the dead, Charon, is solitary in his existence. He has a singular purpose. Greet the dead. Take the coin. Ferry the dead. Repeat. There was no need for anything more.

    A new god enters his life to help him guide the dead to their after life. Hermes, messenger to the gods, and the exact opposite of all Charon is, inserts himself into Charon's life and changes it completely.

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    "Having ventured successfully much farther than before, the surface-seeking Prince encounters setbacks far too hideous to be described."

    Zagreus goes missing.

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    You see sometimes, humans will say one thing, but actually mean another. They call these unusual little turns-of-phrase 'idiots' - probably, Muriel thinks, because of how very stupid they are.

    OR: Muriel dusts, discourages the sale of books, and collects their favourite idioms in a little leather notebook. Crowley drinks, makes snide comments, and gets dusted from time to time. A mysterious door is miracled into existence.

    (An S2 fix-it and Getting Together oneshot, from the POV of my favourite funky little baby, Muriel. Because my heart needed it to exist).

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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    09 Nov 2023

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    On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.

    A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.

    Just ridiculous smut.

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    04 Sep 2024