Ashtilah



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    The screenshot presented to him is a blurry motion capture of what appears to be an honest to god amazon wielding a baseball bat struck through with nails. He looks at the bat and at the amazon’s wavy mass of brown hair, obscuring half her face in her movement, and Eddie is struck by a sense of foreboding as his eyes tick down, down, down —

    Helpfully, Gareth angles the poster board so Eddie can get a better look at the comments, and yep. There is is.

    EDMUNSON, blue check and all, had commented below some woman’s TikTok, “step on me,” and then nothing else. There were more likes on it, he saw, than the screenshotted video, but not by much — though given just how many likes both had he wasn’t exactly comforted — and a truly alarming amount of replies under that.

    Eddie asks, “Did she go viral before or after my comment?”

    In which Eddie takes some meclizine and Zofran on a transatlantic flight, and slides into a TikTok baddie's DMs.

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    Steve is in comfy clothes, flannel pajama pants and a sweatshirt. He smells good. Kinda different, sweetness with a slight tang, candied oranges or ripe mango. And he’s staring at the 3 Musketeers bar in his hand like it’ll solve all of his problems. Maybe it will. Up until about three seconds ago, Eddie was under the impression that Harrington didn’t have very many problems.

    In his other hand, though, is what appears to be a pregnancy test. So what the fuck does Eddie know?

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    Use this foolproof guide to make the fans love you! Not recommended by publicists.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    It doesn’t occur to him until he’s sitting in his moms guest bathroom, with a CNN makeup artist putting just enough concealer on his face to not completely hide his bruising (because it plays well, of course, if people can see he’s injured while doing this vulnerable thing), that he hasn’t fucking let Ilya know he's about to come out on national television.

    Well, fuck, Shane thinks, staring at his own blinking reflection in the mirror blankly.

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    Would they get into trouble with their own team over this? Probably.

    Would it be worth it?

    Abso-fucking-lutely.

    “He’s doing it again,” Dykstra stage-whispered, pulling Ilya back to reality. “It’s getting weird.”

    Bood nodded. “Yeah. How he actually managed to land Hollzy with that creepy smile is beyond me.”

    Ilya snorted. “Fuck off, idiots.”

    “Ah,” Wyatt made a cheerful noise. “He’s back! We missed you, Cap.”

    “But we’d also appreciate it if you could stop grinning like a lunatic,” Chouinard said, pointing at Ilya’s face. “You look like you’re about to become the Metros’ worst nightmare.”

     

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    For months, Shane has been treated like an outcast—branded a traitor by the city he once called home. Now he can’t wait to leave Montreal behind for good. Yet, determined to keep his dignity, he takes part in one final fan event to raise money for a children’s hospital.

    On the surface, it’s simple enough. Fans exchange money for an autograph, a picture and a fleeting moment with their former hero—nothing Shane hasn’t done countless times over the past decade. This time, however, his final obligation to the team doesn’t end the way he expects.

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