18 Bookmarks by AwkwardProfessor

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    Alright. Okay. He’s doing this. If he thinks about it, there could be worse places to come out than in a room full of people ready to scold him for a perceived use of a slur.
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    Or: Ilya comes out to the Raiders. It takes Cliff Marlow some time, and many questions, but eventually he puts two and two together.

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    17 May 2026

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    Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!

    Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?

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    15 May 2026

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    🥹🥹🥹

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    you, plural.

    or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.

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    13 May 2026

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    Shane is the top sales executive at the leading advertising agency in Montreal. His carefully constructed routine gets flipped on its head when a new ad exec with a Russian accent and an obnoxious habit of also being the best, starts working with him.

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    12 May 2026

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    “Hollander, did you hear about this shit?”

    Shane glanced up from his phone. “What?”

    “Come here, look.”

    Shane crossed the locker room to stand beside Hayden. J.J. tilted his phone screen towards them to show a news headline. ‘Iced Out’ Is Catching Fire: Russian Rap Song Goes Viral Thanks to Hockey Star Ilya Rozanov

    “What the hell?” Shane heard himself ask. “Wait, they just asked me about this.”

    “I fucking hate this guy,” Hayden groaned. “I swear to God he did this purposely to fuck with all of us.”

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    the one where Ilya's featured on a viral rap song, and Shane can't figure out why he keeps getting hard in the middle of games.

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    12 May 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    11 May 2026

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    😭😭😭

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    Several years into Rozanov’s career, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian.

    Suddenly able to answer questions fluently and with a wide vocabulary, Rozanov’s interviews go viral. Hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81. This changes not only his public persona, but his whole life.

    Inspired by the look on NBA star Nikola Jokić’s face when he was asked a question in his native Serbian and my own struggles learning a new language.

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    08 May 2026

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    Ilya’s soulmate seems to care a lot, about some very, very, specific things. Ilya tries to imagine what it’d be like to be on the receiving end of that kind of focus, that intensity.

    He thinks of Hollander staring him down during their last face-off. Hollander had looked like he wanted to rip Ilya’s stick from his hands and beat him with it. It was kind of hot, if Ilya’s being honest. It was even hotter when Hollander won the face-off.

    Christ. Ilya really needs to stop fucking thinking about Shane Hollander.

    or:

    ilya rozanov has been ready to meet his soulmate since he was ten. he thinks it'd be great if they also got the memo, because he’s running out of space to keep all their ginger ale.

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    08 May 2026

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    Shane’s immediate reaction is to say that he doesn't know when it started. He doesn’t know who his soulmate is. This is what he’s been telling himself for years, because if he stops for more than a second to think about how long he's been collecting little pieces of Ilya Rozanov, he thinks he'll spiral out of control.

    He'll hit the deck like a firecracker dropped unceremoniously onto the sidewalk, burning wildly and spiralling haphazardly, until he's fizzled out with nothing left to show for himself but smoke, ashes, and the knowledge that his soul is bound to Rozanov's.

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    shane hollander spends twenty-five years not thinking about his soulmate. the drawer in his apartment filled with cigarettes, toothpaste, and awful t-shirts says elsewise.

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    08 May 2026

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    "After an hour of breathing exercises, retracing what he had learned about himself and others, he opened his Notes app:

    want:
    Ilya
    Stanley Cups
    Awards

    not doing:
    Dissociating
    Making myself small to make others comfortable
    Waiting ten fucking years

    Watching the clock, the time he had been waiting for was finally there.

    Time to remind Ilya where the smoking area was."

    Or

    In 2021, Shane and Ilya are sent back to 2008. And they are determined to do it better this time.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    08 May 2026

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    Sveta
    Help me
    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    A newly-single Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    01 May 2026

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    For his birthday Rose gifts Shane an invitation to a yacht party in Monaco. Shane is confused what it could possibly be for, and Ilya seems to be hiding something...

     

    (Or Hollanov gets a surprise vacation and has a good time.)

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    27 Apr 2026

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    A Wyatt Hayes POV of Shane’s first year with the Ottawa Centaurs feat. the Centaurs realizing the rivalry is still real, Shane’s no PDA rule, workplace ‘professionalism’, an unreasonable amount of Tim Horton’s discussion, and Montreal getting their ass kicked as they deserve.

    Mostly book canon with a little bit of show canon interspersed. Tags are updated as the story evolves.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike is determined to figure out who 'Lily' is, and he plans to get to the bottom of it by questioning his best friend and also possibly doing a little snooping. Set mainly in the year after Heated Rivalry, when Ilya was still playing for Boston and his first year with Ottawa when Shane and Ilya's relationship was a secret.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    "Jackie hums thoughtfully"

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Hot damn!

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    And what would piss Shane off more than to be compared to the hockey player he hated the most? Shane Hollander, who was known as one of the nicest guys in the league, who hated Rozanov as much as Scott did, suddenly sounding just like him. Scott knew it would kill him off to be called on it.

    What he didn't think he would see was the look in Shane's eyes. Wide open, filled with a terrified horror.

    And Scott knew that look. He knew that feeling.

    Or, Scott realizes Shane is gay, and reaches out a friendly hand. But it turns into something more.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    how murderbot met ART, adapted from the genius novels by Martha Wells

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    14 Jan 2026

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    The comic

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    The Murderbot Diaries, re-told from Dr. Mensah's POV. Features rewrites of scenes from the books, my interpretations of missing scenes from the books, and takes on what Dr. Mensah was doing off-screen.

    Timeline:

    Demo & Inspection: Pre-ASR one-shot exploring the missing scene mentioned in ASR and AC where Dr. Mensah sees Murderbot's face for the first time when PresAux tries to get out of renting a SecUnit.
    Hard Edges: Two-shot covering the events of ASR chapters 1 and 2.
    Unit Offline: Two-shot covering the events of ASR chapters 4 and 5. Dr. Mensah is jacked.
    Left Behind: One-shot covering the events at the end of ASR chapter 7.
    Extended Disconnection: Longform fic covering the events of ASR chapter 8 through the end of ES from Mensah's POV, including what Mensah was doing off-screen in AC and RP.
    Public Figures: One-shot exploring the missing scene mentioned in FT when the news that Murderbot is present on Preservation Station is published.

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    09 Jan 2026

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