Azil35
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Utakata survives, seals off his chakra, then decides to hide in Konoha. By the Law of Gravitation of Tailed Beasts, he bumps into Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto offends Utakata (well, "Utahara" now) and all his ancestors by not understanding seafood. Utahara decides to fix this.
(a lite version of a longer story idea that's been stuck in my head forever)
alternate title: seafood boil? more like seafood toil because raising a kid is a lot of work
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A Thread Unraveled by ScribeofArda
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Oct 2021
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Maedhros wakes up again, on the first morning of the Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
Of course, nobody calls it that. For them, it hasn't happened yet.
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- Part 1 of Aurë entuluva
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“I’d rather eat a bowl full of worms than Boromir’s cooking,” Pippin said. “And I’ve eaten loads of worms.” In which Pippin reveals a secret, Legolas has a new experience, and Sam is the only person in the Company with any class.
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- Part 4 of Fellowship Shenanigans
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The Storm's Blessings by Ywena
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 Jan 2026
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When Stannis was gone, Renly couldn’t help but look up once more, towards the comet hanging in the sky. Bright red, and so far away. It had appeared last night and would surely vanish from the sky within the evening, having continuing its course through space away from the planet with no name where Renly had been reborn. The planet where, he knew, he would face dragons and monsters born from the cold.
Renly turned away. The comet did not mean anything. He had more pressing matters to attend anyway. He was going North to meet the infamous Ned Stark. With any luck, maybe he would finally find the beginning of the Plot.
Or maybe the Plot would find him.
(Self-Insert with nearly no knowledge of canon reborn as Renly Baratheon.)
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In Dol Guldur, a garden grows.
AKA the Potato Orcs story.
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oh, how far you are from home by Dialux
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 Feb 2022
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Blood spurts, Joffrey laughs, and Sansa faints away.
She wakes up on... grass?
[Crossover AU, where Joffrey chops Ned Stark's head off and Sansa wakes in Middle Earth to find Boromir on his way to the Council of Elrond. It's not an easy path ahead for either of them, but like hell is Sansa going to let her father out of her sight again, especially when he volunteers to take a demonic ring to the darkest part of the land.]