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Es un Amor que Contamina by BadTaco
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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On his seventh day back from his extended mission in the Outer Rim with Master Anakin, Obi-Wan was horrified to discover that somehow, despite being gone for the better part of the year, he’d suddenly become popular.
Quinlan Vos discovers that Obi-Wan is hung in the showers, and can't keep his mouth shut about it. This has far-reaching, if fortunate, consequences.
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I Chewed My Leash in Half to Find You by BadTaco for Bitchin_N_Witchin
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Dec 2025
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Obi-Wan finds Sith apprentice Anakin rummaging through his kitchen, reeking of pre-heat. Then their mutual seduction goes a little bit sideways. It's probably for the best.
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Obi-Wan and Anakin in post-mating bliss.
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Tarkin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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- Part 2 of Homeward Bound and its Ilk
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Collect the Bad Habits that You Couldn't Bear to Keep by BadTaco
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Sep 2025
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Anakin would never want to even look at him again.
This was punishment, clearly, for Obi-Wan’s deep, abiding attachment to his padawan. He should’ve worked harder to separate them, instead of letting the fondness in his heart bloom wide and all consuming. The moment he realized that he couldn’t imagine a life without Anakin, fate decided to step in and teach him the error of his ways.
Obi-Wan has recovered from the influence of the Sith artifact he was assigned to collect, and now he and Anakin must deal with the aftermath.
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- Part 2 of Corruption!Verse
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Written for Topwan Obikin's Sith Week event.
If Obi-Wan didn’t know any better, he’d say his ex-apprentice was nervous.
Of course, Darth Vader; Jedi-Killer, Sith Lord, vicious right hand of the new Emperor Kenobi, did not get nervous. Even before they fell, he’d been called the Hero with No Fear for a reason. His particular mix of skill and foolhardiness made him immune to the things that made other people quake.
But still.
Imperial Consort Anakin Skywalker brings Emperor Kenobi to a strange, far flung planet for a special surprise.
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- Part 4 of 2025 Topwan Obikin Sith Week Prompt Fills
- Part 2 of Emperor Kenobi AU
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Homeward Bound and its Ilk by BadTaco
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Dec 2025
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Corruption!Verse by BadTaco
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Sep 2025
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Emperor Kenobi AU by BadTaco
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Jul 2025
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2025 Topwan Obikin Sith Week Prompt Fills by BadTaco
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Jul 2025
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The only time Orochimaru ever struck Sasuke in anger was early on, when the boy bit one of his current body's fingers hard enough to make the bone crack, and he slapped him across the face hard enough to knock him from the bed entirely. He regretted it the moment he did it; something so paltry wouldn't leave a lasting mark, but it did temporarily mar the pale and otherwise flawless skin, and he didn't particularly want to look at a black eye for a week. Sasuke refused to come back to the bed at that, and Orochimaru ended up having to drag him up off the floor.
Bookmarked by BadTaco
09 Feb 2026
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for a shallow breath of immortality by Mornelithe_falconsbane for shadowsapiens
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Dec 2019
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The air is damp as winter rain, the scent of earth heavy on Sasuke’s tongue, and heavier still on his mind. It feels like a coffin down here, the single shaded candle behind him straining even Sasuke’s ability to see.
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08 Feb 2026
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Obi-Wan doesn't need another parent, and his new stepfather doesn't want another child.
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03 Feb 2026
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faded sunsets, painted sunrises by ArdenSkyeHolmes221 for HekateInHell
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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“So your life means nothing in the face of a win for the Republic?”
“What?”
Obi-Wan tips his head up to stare at the ceiling panel, but does not lose the determination setting his jaw. “Why do you think your life does not mean anything?”
Heart galloping at Obi-Wan’s question, Anakin grapples for his earlier irritation. “Isn’t this how the whole blasted thing is supposed to go?” he forces himself to scoff, eyes flickering every which direction in their shared tent but unable to hold his Master’s gaze.
“No,” rasps Obi-Wan, “it’s not.” A look Anakin can only describe as devastation paints the Jedi Master’s striking visage into a pinched veneer. “How could you believe such a thing?”
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Or the one where Anakin's shit at taking care of himself and Obi-Wan plans to spoil Anakin rotten because of it.
Bookmarked by BadTaco
03 Feb 2026
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The shitty thing was that Q had a boyfriend at the time – a ravishing, blond, public-school-boy wank fantasy of an actual, actual boyfriend. Then Bond came along.
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Bookmarked by BadTaco
02 Feb 2026