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  1. ajw fandom week works!!! by

    Fandom Hell Followed With Us - Andrew Joseph White, The Spirit Bares Its Teeth - Andrew Joseph White

    17 Aug 2025

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    Everything I wrote for the AJ White 2025 fandom week!!

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    come home to my heart by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    27 Apr 2020

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    “Listen. Lan Zhan," Wei Ying says. "I know this whole thing, with — with the soul-switch, it’s upsetting. And believe me, I know my body is the last one on earth you’d want to be inside of.”

    Lan Wangji chokes, then passes it off as a cough.

    —

    On a night hunt, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get cursed and stuck in each other's bodies. As you would expect, shenanigans ensue.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    sort the whole thing out by for carriecmoney

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    14 Mar 2021

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    Hello, and welcome to USE YOUR WORDS: a queer advice column from your Stern Lesbian Auntie Wen Qing. Feel free to scroll through past answers or to submit your own questions... but be prepared! Auntie will tell it like it is.

    Wen Qing's advice column is as lively as ever. This month on USE YOUR WORDS, there are some compelling updates from blog regular/favorite YILING LAOZU. Also new this month: some readers have written in about supporting queer family members and friends, while others are seeking advice about initiating or changing a relationship.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    01 Jun 2026

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    LinkedIn

    Wei Wuxian
    Radical Realist

    Today a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
    You know what I said?
    “Get this thing away from me.”
    The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
    The gift of failure.
    When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.

    OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter

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    01 Jun 2026

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    what price is duty, what cost is love by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    29 Oct 2021

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    The Patriarch had joked about putting him in a veil, but Lan Wangji refused outright, the only piece of autonomy he’d demanded for the whole thing. Being covered like that, trapped, would have made him panic. He might have let tears drip down his cheeks if he hadn’t had to worry about anyone seeing his face.

    As Lan Wangji bowed, he thought of his mother, and he almost wept anyway.

    In an effort to keep the Yiling Patriarch from destroying their own sects like he’d destroyed Wen Ruohan’s, the Great Sects band together an offer him an alliance in the form of a marriage.

    Who better to offer than the Second Jade of Lan?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me? by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    31 May 2026

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    Gusu Lan Bakery
    Online Custom Order Form

    Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
    Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
    Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
    Size: [24 layers]
    Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
    Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled

    Hello,
    The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
    Best wishes,
    Gusu Lan Bakery

    OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?

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    01 Jun 2026