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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jan 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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- 229,929
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- 31/?
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10 Jan 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 271,791
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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30 Oct 2025
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During a training lesson gone wrong, Alastor finds himself in a Pentagram City he doesn't recognize.
The more he uncovers about this strange new city, the more he finds himself in a hell worse than actual Hell. He scrambles for a way to get back home, but his resources are limited and time is running out as the reining Overlord of the pentagram senses his presence and begins a relentless pursuit to find him.
And Alastor's not sure how long he can keep up this game of cat and mouse.
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- English
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- 32,870
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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Bookmarked by Bloopple
02 Jan 2026
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"Huh?" Denji stepped back from her outstretched appendage, startled. "What do you mean?"
"You heard me! You stay, I'll be the one to leave and then you can go after."
"What the hell does that matter? Listen, lady, I have stuff to do. Business stuff. And it's on a need-to-make-rent basis, so don't even ask."
The fiend scowled and stomped her feet into the damp ground. "I have business stuff to do too! Important business and it's on a need to know basis so don't even ask!"
"I wasn't going to!"
"Say what? But it's super interesting!"
“Is not!”
“Is too!”
“Is not!”
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Before Chainsaw Man, it was just Pochita and Denji—two souls struggling to eke out an existence under the weight of an impossible debt. They had eachother, and they figured that was enough. But when various people see fit to invade their lives, demanding he learn things like hygiene, or nutrition, or the warmth of a hug and a homecooked meal, their lives get a whole lot more complicated.
But, hey, maybe having a family wasn't such a bad thing to get used to?
Bookmarked by Bloopple
29 Oct 2025
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Struck Twice by Vaellean
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Nov 2025
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The newest Hashira was an oddity and a mystery. Only a few years older than Muichiro, but seemingly so much more a child. Loud and displeasing to the ear, crying and wailing constantly, Giyuu didn’t understand how a coward such as Agatsuma Zenitsu could have ever reached a rank such as theirs, particularly without even so much as a shred of evidence regarding his skill.
It was one of the very few things he and the other Hashira distinctly agreed upon. The boy did not belong. He was unfit to be a slayer, a protector. The boy was a liability, and now, every day he would disappear, up into the mountains of the prefecture they were in, in the middle of winter with Demons supposedly about.
In search of coal of all things.
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- English
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- 81,405
- Chapters:
- 18/?
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- 18
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Bookmarked by Bloopple
28 Sep 2025