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    Alastor’s failure during the battle displeased his owner enough to punish him by overwriting his soul to no one less than the Media Demon. Vox's goals with his new property seem clear: to humiliate and break his enemy. It takes a look at their complicated and bittersweet history to reveal a hidden truth.

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    Too used to obedience and deference, Sera called to her own power, "Watch yourself, Seraphim of Death, or-"

    "Or what? You'll bind me in chains to weaken me, drag me before the rest of the council, and demand that I be condemned to Fall?" Azrael chuckled as the very chains he spoke of rose up and went through this Hand of his like it was merely a shadow. "Do not attempt to summon me just to try to chastise me again. I may not be allowed to affect most physical things, but there are loopholes to any rule. If you make the mistake of making an enemy of me, I will get creative about finding a way around my restrictions and you will live to regret it for the rest of this universe's existence."

    With that warning, he vanished and the room returned to the brightly lit space it had been before. Sera snarled, "I will find a way to bring you to heel, Azrael. No one is above Heaven's laws."

    ***

    Two years later, with the recently deceased Alastor Boudreaux's soul in hand, Azrael thought perhaps it was time to start getting creative.

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    Lucifer had experienced a lot of good sex in his ten thousand years of life. A lot of bad sex, too.

    Somehow, despite having been around for so long and experimenting with – well, basically everything that had been invented – he'd never experienced so many things going wrong during sex.

    But Alastor was nothing if not unique.

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    Or: A series of vignettes showing just how many ways sex between Alastor and Lucifer can go wrong, from broken bones to black eyes and everything in between. Nobody ever said sex had to be sexy.

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    Alastor, once a beta while he was alive, has been turned into an omega as one of the punishments for his sins. With his increasingly difficult to control heats leaving him concerned he will end up in a bond he doesn't want, he is willing to pay any cost when he seeks aid from the powerful Queen of Hell.

    The King and Queen, both alphas, find this omega sinner to be very interesting and offer an unexpected sort of assistance, possibly of a permanent kind.

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    After an eventful drunken one-night stand, Charlie discovers she’s pregnant. Several months later, she gives birth to two sons, though due to a mistake by the hospital, she is under the impression she only has one. Meanwhile, Blitzo goes to meet his son only to discover he was abandon. Both agree to raise their kids by themselves.

    Twelve years later, Charlie creates the Happy Hotel. Prince Chance goes to live with her along with Vaggie and the other color cast of the Hazbin due to her wanting him to get experience outside the palace. Inside of Imp City, Bandit lives a life on the lower end and deals with his dad's new strange relationship with an owl prince. As far as the world knows, Prince Chance Morningstar and Bandit Buckzo are two completely different people on two far sides of Hell.

    However, after a random fated encounter, the whole reality of Hell, Heaven, and all of the afterlife is shaken up.

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    It starts with the mug. It ends with Lucifer sleeping in Alastor’s clothes.

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    Without anything to really anchor him since Lilith left, Lucifer struggles with the weight of centuries trapped in Hell in a body that wasn't meant to permanently hold him.

    Alastor learns there is something far older and more powerful behind the King's delicate appearance than he realized and it only serves to drive him to ask more questions

    04/20/25 *OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS WHILE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THIS STORY BACK UNDER CONTROL INTO A COHERENT STORYLINE*

    09/05/25 HIATUS ONGOING BUT IMPORTANT INFORMATION NOW IN CHAP 136

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    Lucifer is normally a morning person, so when Alastor wants to propose that their relationship be something a little closer to matrimony he plans a special broadcast just for Lucifer, only to come in and find the fallen angel still asleep. Having had his well laid plans now thoroughly ruined, Alastor decides to be the little shit he is. He spends the rest of the day being as annoying as possible, but Lucifer isn’t taking the bait. He somehow remains level headed and even kind of sweet, only serving to further infuriate the sinner. Little does Alastor know, he isn’t the only one with plans to propose, Lucifer just has to find a way to get him to shut up for 5 minutes.

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    Lucifer was understandably shocked when some fallen angel, that he didn’t even know was in Hell mind you, bursted into his workshop (and the rest of his palace frankly) to yell at him for how he’s poorly been treating his daughter.

    (Lies… all lies. Why would Lilith tell their daughter such lies?)

    But! It all worked out in the end! Charlie wanted him in her and Vaggie’s lives and at their Hotel! Just… not as Lucifer. Luckily he was a shapeshifter and Imps were found all over Pride. And as Lucifer’s ‘royal secretary’ Lueur Magne was expected to check up on Hell’s Princess as much as possible!

    Now if only that stupid busboy would leave him, his girls and his duck alone!

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    After the battle at the hotel, against the exorcist angels, Charlie and her friends had won, Adam was left for dead and Charlie could finally have some peace.
    But some problems stick around for a while, because it was heard that a newly resurected sinner with a very familiar face was getting jumped on sight by the rest of the sinners.
    Will Charlie help the poor soul? Who knows, guess you have to click on the title to find out! 🫶

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    Luci Morningstar, widow at twenty five and a now single mother to her daughter Charlie, has a sad past that she wishes to keep hidden. There is only so many people in this world she can trust. her dear friend Adam and his sister Sera. There's also Ozzie an Bee And now the nice man she meets in the grocery store, Alastor, who she keeps bumping into. And who is certainly hiding something from her as well.

    But when Luci finds herself stuck in the middle of a drastic situation and with a hitman coming to kill her, can she really trust anyone anymore?

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    Well, he sure was bright. Not at all comfortable bright—more like eye-catching-and-if-you-look-long-enough-it-would-burn-your-eyes kind of bright. Truly a Morningstar.
    And short. Very short.
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    After the exterminations, Lucifer moves into the renewed hotel to support his daughter. Although Alastor initially dislikes the arrangement and tries to disrupt the bond between Charlie and her father, he finds himself unable to ignore the enigmatic king. Lucifer, who gradually recovers from his initial awkwardness, frequently disappears for long periods, and his troubled, thoughtful expressions—ones he believes go unnoticed—make Alastor suspect he’s hiding something. As Alastor digs deeper, hoping to manipulate Lucifer to his advantage, he instead becomes entangled in a chaotic web of revelations—and unfamiliar emotions.

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    Or Alastor is simping unknowingly and knowingly with an actual plot going on.
    (English is not my first language but I've studied English Language and Literature but again I only know how to analyze the writings not doing the writing itself so there can be mistakes) Also the tags will be updated as the story goes on.

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    It started with pain. A sudden blinding headache that flowed down through his body until every nerve felt like it was on fire, lungs constricting to force a breath that never came. His mind flooded with images, days and months passed by behind his eyelids until a pervasive darkness took over. And right before final death - a voice.
    “Go. Fix it!"

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    When the infamous Radio Demon, Alastor, seeks relief from the torment of his relentless heats, he turns to Hell’s rulers, Queen Lilith and King Lucifer, hoping for a cure. Instead, he finds himself the target of a decades-old scheme. The royal couple reveal they have orchestrated his biological torment, and now intend to claim him as their consort, binding him to their throne and erasing any hope of independence. Trapped between predators who see him as both prize and anomaly, Alastor must fight to maintain his autonomy and sense of self as he’s drawn into a world of power games, forced intimacy, and inescapable bonds. In a palace where affection is as dangerous as ambition, the Radio Demon must decide what he’s willing to surrender and what he’ll destroy to remain free.

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    A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND VOX HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO HIS SYSTEMS

    THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE CAUSED BY THE FOLLOWING FILES: LUCIFER.EXE AND ALASTOR.EXE

    A determined Charlie sends her “two dads” on an errand. Lucifer and Alastor go on a little adventure and run into some familiar faces along the way. Alastor has a trouser snake-–not that kind, silly! Vox has a misunderstanding, a crash-out, and makes a literal pain of himself.

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    Lucifer loves ducks — after all, he created them to bring joy to humanity.
    But what happens when Alastor decides to share that joy with him?

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    ‘Do you really and truly believe in redemption?’

    With redemption proven, Charlie Morningstar is leaving for college in the Human World, studying to be a therapist, and studying for a bright sunny future. Charlie’s an idealistic dreamer and hopes that a real therapist for the Hotel is the last push they need to get redemption rolling. But Charlie is the glue that holds the Hazbin Hotel together, and without her, the Hotel is falling apart at the seams. Between Angel Dust relapsing and Alastor’s antagonising, Vaggie’s spiraling. As Heaven and Hell come closer and closer to a redemption contract, Vaggie’s not sure redemption is what she wants for the people that Charlie has grown to think of as family. But she’s not sure she wants to dig up those old memories that haunt her on sleepless nights either.
    Charlie’s working towards a bright future together, but can Vaggie confront her past before it chokes her?

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    Since the 1950s began, it was becoming increasingly evident that radio, the world’s superior form of media, was slowly being replaced by modern technology. Vox, evidently had connections to television, or as Alastor liked to call it; the picture box. Something about destroying his competitors before they even had a chance to spread their influence, and gain power excited the radio demon.Unbeknownst to Vox, Alastor had alterier motives in mind, he had never wanted to befriend the demon.

    Atleast, he hadn’t meant to let it get as far as it did.

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    Charlie’s hotel was supposed to be a safe haven, and for the first time, it almost was. Alastor’s arrival brought a sudden, unnerving kind of success. Ushering in order, publicity, and a strange, warm comfort she couldn’t explain.

    Hell doesn’t give her time to puzzle it out.

    A string of attacks threatens everything she’s built. With enemies closing in and responsibilities piling up, Charlie has no choice but to trust the stranger who already acts like he belongs at her side.

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    Charlie doesn’t remember her time in the living world. Alastor does.

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