BookOfTheseus
Fandoms
- Empires SMP (3)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (3)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Rats SMP (2)
- Outsiders SMP (1)
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I love you, I'm sorry. by BookOfTheseus
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Dec 2024
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Scott confesses his undying love for Jimmy. By screaming at him in the hallway.
NOT CONNECTED TO MY OTHER HS AU FICS
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Coffee's for Closers by BookOfTheseus
Fandoms: Rats SMP, Pirates SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Oct 2024
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Just a highschool au chat fic
Martyn Wood: I've known him the longest.
Scott Major: Oh, like that matters! He obviously wants to hang out with the guy he's known for a year more than either of us anyway.
Tango Tek: It's not my fault I'm OBJECTIVELY more likeable than you.
Martyn Wood: WOAHHH there buddy, that's not true
Tango Tek: Erm, yes it is. Who wants to hang out with me?
Tango Tek: And what's that? Not you?
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I swear I'm a good kid, yeah that's a good one. by BookOfTheseus
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Dec 2023
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Title from the song "Good Kid" from the lighting theif the musical.
I get urges to hurt myself/people and manic episodes so I'm projecting on these goobers <3Series
- Part 2 of Orangey's agere fics
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MCYT Agere request book by BookOfTheseus
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Rats SMP, Outsiders SMP, Empires SMP
26 Nov 2023
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I really wanna write agere but I aint got any ideas so im askin yall -^- [REQUESTS CLOSSED]
Series
- Part 1 of Orangey's agere fics
Recent series
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Orangey's agere fics by BookOfTheseus
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Outsiders SMP, Rats SMP
18 Dec 2023
- Words:
- 1,137
- Works:
- 2
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Our protagonist, Kip Brizo, is looking for a job when they come across an application for a waiters position at the Salty Maiden.
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“So… Do you want anything?”
“Ah, yes! Your number.”
“What?”Bookmarked by BookOfTheseus
13 Feb 2026
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Vincent couldn’t move. Couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t think. He was paralyzed, helpless, staring with wide eyes at the thing he recognized despite never seeing anything like it.
A demon.
The shadows split in the center of where the figure’s head should be. It tore out an expression-- a long, sharp smile. And from all around him, a voice crackled in the air.
”Hello, Vincent.”
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Vincent Whittman is a televangelist. In his personal life, he doesn't bother practicing what he preaches. He considers himself holy enough to be above the rules. One night, after hours at the studio, a demonic presence lingers. It uses the seclusion to remind Vincent he’s not as holy as he presents himself. And Vincent is maybe just a little too into it.
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14 Jan 2026
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Letting his guard down around Prismo makes the Scarab realize some unprofessional feelings.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,622
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by BookOfTheseus
11 Jan 2026
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Finn sees his face everywhere, in everything, in himself and in others after his arm mishears him and his want to just go home together.
“Don’t you love me, Finn?” The afterimage taunts him.
Fuck, is that what this is?
Series
- Part 4 of Keep Yourself AU
Bookmarked by BookOfTheseus
08 Jan 2026
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Mike slimes out epilogue bf everyonr claps
Bookmarked by BookOfTheseus
01 Jan 2026