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  1. Rec 84

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    Jazz does not expect his day to start with an invasion of the Titan colony, Saturn's largest moon.

    He certainly does not expect to be dragged to the breach-portal itself and rigging it to blow.

    And does he really have to say he's taken by surprise when that portal takes him across the galaxy, face to visor with the oddest Jaegers he's ever seen?

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  2. Rec 48

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    Based on Keferon’s AU on Tumblr, Mecha Pilot Jazz AU extended.

    What happens when the company Jazz worked for decided his tech was actually valuable? His data invaluable to their efforts?

    Well, they find those who they feel they can spare; older pilots, pilots without families, and some they simply don’t like and give them a mission towards certain death.

    Their mission is simple, recover the data and send back what they find out about the enemy.

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    05 Jan 2026

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  3. Rec *

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    The Kaiju that have been periodically invading Earth are showing up from somewhere within the Solar System; it's Jazz's job to investigate.

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    Mecha Pilot Jazz AU where the MDPP decided that hooking Jazz up with a thousand sensors in the form of little wings on Bebop's back and launching him into space will be a good idea. It is not.

    They forgot the translator.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Very very good food.

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    "Are you familiar with the painting done by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam?" Alfred had written to his Russian friend. "I look at a globe, and that is what I imagine when I see the fingers of Russian America reaching out towards you. I imagine those could be my fingers, and we could be separated only by the Bering Sea."

    And Mr. Braginsky had said, "I would like that very much, Mr. Jones."

    And the American government said, "SOLD!"

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    25 Dec 2025

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    "Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?"

    Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?"

    "What? No…"

    "Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?"

    "...No, I-"

    "Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?"

    The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No."

    "Oh… was it-"

    "They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan."

    Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."
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    Told entirely from outsider POVs: the 104th Cadet Corps is all really bad at keeping secrets from each other. Rated M for Levi's potty mouth. For slightly less crack, just go to the second fic in this series!

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    16 Dec 2025

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