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I've Only Had Omega Self-Defense Club for One Day but if Anything Happened to It I Would Beat You Up by Caketastrophe, EnvelopesandHoney
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Wriothesley's curiosity is piqued when an Omega self-defense club is formed within the bowels of Meropide, especially as the group swiftly begins to grow and excel under careful tutelage. The Duke is only too happy to watch and occasionally step in to give pointers, at least until a pack of Alphas and Betas have decided that enough is enough and he is forced to take matters into his own hands.
One against eight is a fair fight, right?
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"That's better," he dragged his thumb over Neuvillette's bottom lip, smearing saliva along soft skin. Bright blue eyes took in the visage below him greedily, his hand cupping the underside of the dragon's jaw, forcing him to tilt his chin upwards and expose the underside of his throat.
There was a faint growl of protest, the Chief Justice's instincts no doubt revolting at the submissive display.
"Come now, be good for me." Wriothesley dipped down, licking from the hollow of Neuvillette's throat to the underside of his chin. He left a trail of biting kisses up along that sharp jaw, until the tip of one pointed ear was captured between his teeth. "If you behave, I'll let you breed me after I'm done using you."
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Wriothesley tests the limits of Neuvillette's Cryo tolerance, and spends the night in charge of both their pleasure to everyone's enjoyment.
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Young men standing on the top of their own graves
Wondering when Jesus comes, are they gonna be saved?
Cruelty to the winner, bishop tells the king his lies
Maybe you're a mourner, maybe you deserve to die
Soldier Side - System Of A DownTwo solitary souls assigned to opposites sides of a war share an unlikely meeting amidst a battlefield littered with the corpses of their countrymen. With the unbearable weight of militaristic expectations thrust upon their shoulders, a simple split-second decision leaves Neuvillette clinging to life by a thread and Wriothesley adrift in an ethical dilemma. Beaten and broken by the meat grinder that is the war machine, treason sounds like sweet relief as both men find comfort they’d thought long lost, and risk it all to be free of senseless violence forevermore.
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Day One of Happily Ever After by Caketastrophe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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The familiar sight brought forth foggy memories of the night prior, and a smile grew on Wriothesley’s face. He peeked down at the man laying upon his chest, currently cuddled into his side and using his shoulder and bicep as a pillow. His left hand was almost entirely pins and needles, fingers refusing to move as the limb stayed resolutely still, asleep beneath the Chief Justice’s head. Further down, upon Wriothesley’s ring finger, sat a thin golden band, one that would comfortably sit under his gloves, invisible but sturdy enough he could feel the weigh of it easily.
They were married.
And, oh, what a wedding it had been!
-----Wriothesley and Neuvillette share a peaceful morning after their wedding night, starting off the rest of their life together in each other's arms -- The first of hopefully many, many more.
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“Well, well, well. Disciple of Focalor’s, high priest – No. Chief Justice, isn’t it?” The demons voice was smooth, confident, and his tail swayed gently behind him as he curled one dangerously-clawed finger around the steam escaping his cup. That piercing blue gaze finally dropped, settling on the cup in his hands and the little game he was playing with the aromatic vapor. It swirled around and around, wrapping up his hand like an affectionate creature, caressing flesh as if the tea were alive and quite fond of the demon toying with it. “What in the name of the Abyss has you of all people summoning a demon of wrath, hm?”
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Caught between his own crumbling faith and the need to save the weary souls of Fontaine, Neuvillette turns to the Abyss, calling a demon of Wrath to his side to do his bidding.
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Do Gay be Crime (Extended Sleeping Dogs Lie Universe) by AiraKay, Caketastrophe
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Apr 2025
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This series will include anything that takes place within the Sleeping Dogs Lie (SDL) universe or any works that reference it substantially or play off of it. The main core story is Sleeping Dogs Lie and can be read independently of everything else. All other works will either be spin offs of that direct story, or they will be works taking inspiration from those characters or situations.
Enjoy!
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In the illustrious City of Fontaine thrives a prolific food scene that constantly strives to perfect the art of taste, atmosphere, and presentation. One such establishment is Romaritime, a fine dining restaurant owned by the one and only Furina de Fontaine. Having received multiple stellar reviews year after year, it remains one of the premiere dining experiences within the city.
Chef Wriothesley fiercely leads the kitchen with a menu as bold and mysterious as his career, aided by his sous chef Navia, the darling of Poisson, and notoriously adventurous pastry chef Sigewinne; The heat in this kitchen cannot be beat! Except, maybe, by the comprehensive bar program, headed by bartender Clorinde and led by the distinguished Monsieur Neuvillette, a well-decorated sommelier of both wine and water as well as a man of high regard within the food scene and Fontainian society itself.
With such a team behind the scenes, it's no wonder there is plenty of hype being generated about the new summer tasting menu! Will you be first in line to try all the courses?
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He Who Dwells Beneath by EnvelopesandHoney, Phantoma
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Sep 2025
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When the Meropide is hired to investigate strange pollution in the frigid, northern seas of Fontaine, Wriothesley inevitably draws the short end of the stick. What starts as a routine dive into the stygian depths soon turns into far, far more.
In other words, how cults really start.
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Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
04 Sep 2025
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The wind blows softly through the little shrubs that outline the garden, wrapping the scenery into an artificial idyllic picture. He recalls what his client has said: scratchings at night, strange noises from the attic, violet eyes that stare into your soul. A job for a hunter.
Wriothesley’s grip tightens around the silver gauntlet in his bag. He has a lot to prepare before nightfall.
Hunting monsters is what Wriothesley does best, yet the newest case has him on his wits' end.
Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
03 Sep 2025
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“Nice club,” Wriothesley said as he slid onto the bar stool beside him, leaning one elbow on the counter. “I like the energy of the place.”
Slowly, the man’s gaze slid over to take him in, and as he turned, Wriothesley could see that Monsieur Neuvillette’s eyes were a striking lilac color, the pupils slit and white. Wriothesley did his honest best not to fidget or let his scent shift too much to one of sudden desire-tinged-anxiety as Neuvillette closed his book.
He was wearing gloves. Black leather gloves.
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- Part 1 of Neuvithesley Week 2025
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Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
03 Sep 2025
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"Welcome to TeaTRPG, Fontaine’s best spot for board games and brews.”
Perhaps the greatest thing about running a board game café was all the interesting people who strayed across your path. Especially so, Wriothesley learned, when Clorinde invited a special mystery guest to her regular tabletop campaign.
Sometimes, falling in love was as simple as a roll of the dice.
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Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
02 Sep 2025
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"Where were you, Neuvillette?" A plea. "Seven years. Where were you?"
Neuvillette didn't even get the chance to answer before Wriothesley went on.
"Was it that stupid bet?" A shake of his head. "You could have just told me you didn't want to date me?!"Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
02 Sep 2025