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Once upon a time, in a far away junk yard, there lived an imp named Blitzø whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying demons. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lady Stella. Determined to save their home, not to mention his, Blitzø cuts a deal with Stella and sets out to rescue Prince Stolas to be Stella’s husband. Rescuing the Prince may be small compared to his deep, dark secret.
A Shrek AU/Retelling minus the swamps and onions!
With Art from @Doriaplume
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11 Jan 2026
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Blitzø shakes his head and his expression changes, lifting into something more confident. Large hands go to the middle of his robe, deft claws untying the knot there to release the fabric. He shrugs the robe off, the garment falling down in what feels like slow motion because he is completely, utterly bare underneath.
Or: Blitzø is hired as an art model for Stolas' drawing class and things sure do happen!
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- Part 16 of smut oneshots
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09 Jan 2026
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Eight Nights of Sinnakah by antivillain (museofspeed)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Dec 2025
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Nine candles. Eight nights. Seven Sins. One Sinnakah. An exploration of how different Hellborn celebrate this beloved holiday throughout the rings.
AU where the Hellaverse is based off Jewish mythology instead of Christian mythology. Tags will be added as chapters update.
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16 Dec 2025
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Every day at 5pm sharp, a tall, well-dressed man steps into Blitzø’s coffee shop, orders a single slice of cake, and disappears just as quickly. At first, Blitzø chalks it up to routine, but, determined to uncover the story behind his elusive customer, he starts digging.
Curiosity turns into conversation, and before long, Blitzø finds himself drawn to the man’s awkward charm. But, as feelings start to blossom, he must ask himself a difficult question: What if the person he’s falling for, isn’t all he appears to be?
A Stolitz human AU - with a twist.
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13 Nov 2025
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Freshly burned and living on the streets, Blitzø is summoned to the palace by none other than King Paimon himself. His orders? Simple - cheer Prince Stolas up enough that he can fulfill his obligations and produce an heir with his wife, Stella.
Or: an AU where Blitzø and Stolas meet at 18/19 and things sure do happen.
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18 Oct 2025