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Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.
In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.
So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.
pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au
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17 Feb 2026
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Albert Yang
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★☆☆☆☆ [3 weeks ago]WORST. HOSPITAL. EVER. do not go here.
Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center (Owner)
Thank you for your review, Albert. If you feel that you would receive better treatment at a different establishment, we strongly encourage you to pursue that avenue.
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- Part 1 of haven’t you heard
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11 Feb 2026
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“You’re a riot, Crash,” Trinity says, casting an unimpressed glance towards the pile of deconstructed IKEA parts on the floor. “Did you seriously just give up on this shit after five minutes and send a cry for help to the first lesbian you could think of?”
“Um, no,” Victoria lies. “Of course not.”
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04 Feb 2026
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“Chat,” Zoey says, “we have a proposal.”
So, simultaneously, Zoey and Rumi make Mira a deal.
They’ll order dinner, just like she wants—as long as she does a cooking stream.
Their chats start praising the heavens.
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Mira gets corralled into starting a cooking stream.
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- Part 2 of kpop demon hunters thingz
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14 Jan 2026
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“Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”
Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”
"Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”
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09 Jan 2026