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    Mr. & Mr. Midoriya by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    17 Jan 2025

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    When the Hero Commission mysteriously disbands, Katsuki takes on a secret double life: Pro Hero by day, tracking down the underground members of the former Commission by night.

    He keeps this from his childhood friend and current roommate—Deku is quirkless, after all, and Katsuki refuses to drag him into danger. But then Deku suddenly starts acting strangely. He stays out late, disappears for hours on end, and somehow keeps showing up right in the center of the action.

    As Katsuki’s suspicions rise, one thing becomes undeniably clear: Deku is hiding something.

    And Katsuki is determined to find him out.

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    Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)… but they were roommates.

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    13 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

    Rolling Fake Dice (Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes) by

    Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter  

    28 Aug 2025

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    Kurapika had finally put his life back together after last year’s spectacular disaster: ready to be the top of his class again, routine intact, heart safely guarded. And then Chrollo Lucilfer walked back into York New High like he hadn’t vanished without a word. Now, Kurapika’s carefully rebuilt world is cracking at the edges, his friends are conspiring, and Leorio Paladiknight has just announced (loudly, publicly, and without permission) that they’re dating.

    It’s either the worst idea in the world, or the only way Kurapika will survive junior year.

    (title from Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince by Taylor Swift)

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    05 Sep 2025

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    The Most Anxious Six-year-old in the World by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    09 May 2025

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    Peter Parker is 6 years old, and he needs his aunt to help him when he gets sick - but he happens to be the most anxious 6 year old in the world, and Aunt May has to make sure her baby feels comfortable enough to get to sleep at night.

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    09 May 2025

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    All Eyes On Me by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    20 Aug 2023

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    Bakugou Katsuki needs to show the public that she's human, that she's just like them, in order to gain public favour so she can finally rise up in the ranks cause apparently, beating the shit out of villains, winning and being the fucking best hero there is alone is not enough to become the number one. They want to see her fucking drinking coffee too? Fucking wild.

    whats better then using her Instagram ? all she has to do is post a photo and boom, fucking done they see her.

    so why is everyone else loosing their minds? and Why is her PR manager chasing her and screaming bodily threats at her? and why the fuck after years, did Shinsou show up and and why the hell wont he leave her alone? and what the hell is up with the pet names? Also, is it illegal to fistfight a cat?

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    20 Aug 2023

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    A Lesson in Thorns by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    17 Aug 2023

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    After Hirotsu gives them their offerings, they exchange rings, and Dazai never, not once, breaks eye contact even as they're instructed to kiss. Chuuya expects a wet tongue in his mouth as some sort of demonstration of dominance, so he's surprised when Dazai's hand lifts to cover them both, and the only thing that's pressed to his lips — the corner of them, to be precise — is a dry, fleeting kiss.

    And then it's done.

    Chuuya is officially, irrevocably married to the one and only head of the mafia.

    Or, an AU in which king of the sheep Chuuya has to marry port mafia boss Dazai to get one of his people out of jail.

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    08 Jun 2023